001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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[a2brutus]

You kind of created life, if that's what you want to call it. We can think independent thoughts and have free will for the most part. Wouldn't you have respect for the entity that created and gave you life?

We protect them against the machines.

[clussy]

Animals create life all the time though. That'd mean every one of us is a god. Or at least capable of being a god
maybe

I don't know.

(That's....asking a big question. And a dual-wielding sort of question too. His Catholicism makes him want to say yes, his experiences in Derry make him want to say he's not sure, and the concept of his Mother being his God makes him want to say no.)

I think it's different for people than androids. There's more to it than just. That.

Would that machine try and hurt me? The one you're talking about?

[a2brutus]

That's not the kind of creating life i'm referring to. I mean overall. Humans created androids. So it's the same for whatever created your entire species, I guess.

[A2 isn't good at the whole religion thing. And quite frankly, before she'd come to this place and met her creators personally, she would have told the concept of god to piss off.]

It's possible. I just finished beating his ass into submission so we'll see if he still has screws loose enough to try and start something.

I'll take any excuse to kick his ass, quite frankly. If he so much as looks at you funny let me know.

hhhhhops in

[siderocostal]

[Eve's bad. He's only been in time out for like, five minutes, and here he is again.

Seriously though, wow???]

Hey!!

First off, you didn't beat me at all! You didn't even stab me. I don't know what to call what you did except weird and annoying.

Second, I already told you I'm not touching the humans here. Unless you're so bored too that you want me to try it????? Not gonna though.

Third: hey whatever a klapbak is, I thought a god was supposed to be all powerful and omniscient or whatever. Animals, humans...they're stupid AND weak. There, your logical problem is solved.

[a2brutus]

If you're really hung up on me not stabbing you I can come back down and take your head off. It's not any bother to me.

[siderocostal]

Look, I'm just saying!

Don't make it sound like I'm your pet now. I'm only staying out of your way because it's in my best interest.

[More like he doesn't know her game?? She keeps not stabbing him but is also threatening to do it. It's making him fucking paranoid waiting for it. 8(

Anyways stop being an internet tough guy, A2.]

[a2brutus]

You're right. It is in your best interest.

And you're hardly qualified to be a pet. You're not that smart.

tfw the kid A2 is talking to is more mature than they are

[siderocostal]

[Mean???]

You're the one who had no idea I was a machine.

If I'm not smart enough to be a pet, you're not smart enough to, I dunno, exist?

Yeah.

[a2brutus]

It's not my fault you're the idiot machine who decided to look like an android. What kind of moron decides the best way to look is like their enemy?

[siderocostal]

I didn't decide that. If I had a choice I wouldn't look like you or your precious humans at all.

I hate it as much as you do!

[SEE HOW MEAN SHE IS, NOW SHE'S BLAMING HIM FOR STUFF HE DIDN'T EVEN DO!!]

[a2brutus]

Bullshit you didn't.

[siderocostal]

I didn't!!

It's not like you decided how you'd look either, android.

[clussy]

(It takes Eddie almost a full minute to peek into this here.

First of all, did you just indirectly insult dogs? Eddie's offended on the behalf of dogs literally everywhere.)

Dogs arent stupid and weak so first of all you're wrong. and im pretty sure ravens are super smart too. people, on the other hand, aren't the best, but i mean

without us androids and machines wouldnt exist. so?? if we're stupid so are you.

a klapbak. it's a pun on my last name. clapback is when someone is being obnoxious so you smack back verbally to put them in their place. ive been told im good at that sometimes.

[siderocostal]

[Eddie has the power of dogs and A(nime)2 on his side. Eve is boned.

He still doesn't have the sense to not argue with a literal child though. He's a baby.]

Look at that, you're already wrong!

I was created by aliens.

Okay, they were stupid too, but that's why we machines killed them. :) So if creators are gods, and their creations killed them for being imperfect, what does that make the creations, huh? Riddle me that.

As for animals, it doesn't matter how smart they are if they can't do anything but impress humans. I barely know what a dog is anyway. They don't exist anymore where I'm from.

Not so smart when they're dead, are they?

[clussy]

(Is there a greater power to have ever existed? Prooobably not. Definitely not.

And because Eddie is a literal child...Welp.)

You're an idiot. I'm not the one calling humans gods. A1 steak sauce was so i dont know why you're asking me to riddle anything. im like 12 the only thing i've created is disappointment.

okay so im still right? you still didnt create yourself, dumb-dumb.

why are animals ability to impress humans equal to their worth??? animals dont exist just to be compared to people you know. it's not people AND animals. people ARE animals. just cause we made stuff doesnt make that any less true

If you don't know what a dog is then how can you claim to be so smart? Dog was one of the first words I learned how to spell

are you so smart when a1ss has cut you down with a sword???

im crying in the club. Eddie.......

[siderocostal]

[Wow!!! Eve didn't expect the human to bite back. As if he also isn't talking big behind a tiny screen.

Also >>>12 years old. THIS IS A HUMAN CHILD, THAT'S EVEN WORSE??? That said, Eve is actually having a good time, despite his aggressiveness...]

Wait WAIT. Have you lost your mind?

When did steak sauce become part of this? WHAT THE HELL IS STEAK SAUCE ANYWAY?

I responded to what you said, dumb-dumb! You said HUMANS created androids and machines so I corrected your dumb ass. I didn't say nobody created me!!!!

SEE SEE, now you're making my point for me. If people are animals they're even stupider than I thought. Thanks for that.

And if you wanna play that game, I WAS BORN KNOWING HOW TO SPELL. I could walk too. Humans are helpless when they're born and then when they grow up too. Pretty shit deal if you ask me.

By the way, a1ss????????? Are you trying to say ass, huh? Ass is going to cut me down?

i have never loved a cr so instantly before

[clussy]

(OH HO BOY YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET IT.)

I COULD LITERALLY SPRAY YOU IN THE FACE WITH SOME WATER AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY FRITZ! Machines are dumb and rust and malfunction all the time.

If you don't even know what steak is then what's the point of you

ANIMALS ARENT STUPID.

wow coooongraaatulations no one cares. you only know how to walk and talk because you were created that way. it's not like it's because of YOUR actual efforts that you're like that right away

no i wasnt trying to say that but sure, ass is probably going to cut you down

[clussy]

Oh okay so literally God. I guess I see your point. though ive never met God or anything.

(But he understands her enough to realize that if he had ever met Him, he'd definitely...feel similarly to what she's describing. Eddie had a rather funny idea of religion at this point in his life. Raised heavily Catholic in the fifties was a pretty immobile mentality, and yet fighting against demons and getting distant help from a God that definitely wasn't Christian?

Plus all this world traveling?

Well, Eddie was starting to think things were a little more complicated than the Bible realized (though Lord did he feel guilty for thinking that).)

I will. I dont like adults looking at me funny anyway- I guess he's a machine but you know what i mean. Is this the best way to contact you? What's your name?

[a2brutus]

It's the best way to contact me. My designation is YoRHa Type A, Number 2. Feel free to just call me A2.

If I'm not around the other androids here would love the excuse to put his metal face through a wall quietly. Just look for 2B or 9S. Though I'd suggest getting mine or 2B's attention first, since we're combat units to begin with.

[clussy]

oh thank god cause i definitely couldnt remember that. haha it reminds me of A1 steak sauce. except A2 steak sauce.

(Eddie, honey, no.)

I dont know who those are either. But ill try and at least remember the names.

[a2brutus]

[?????? A2 doesn't know what steak, nor steak sauce are.]

I have no idea what those are. But I'm definitely not that.

[clussy]

(The former is a national tragedy, but the latter isn't so bad. Good steak shouldn't have steak sauce with it anyway.)

it's sauce for your steak. a1 is just what it's called.

(He...doesn't realize that she might not know that stuff.)

hard agree about steak w/o sauce--

[a2brutus]

I don't know what a steak is either.

oh thnk god. dont want to be among savages here

[clussy]

(His heart is breaking.)

It's a type of meat people eat. It's good if you know how to cook it

but some people use this sauce to slather over shitty steaks to make it taste better

i like mine four feet w/ a heartbeat rare...

[a2brutus]

[wtf that description??? SHOULD A2 BE OFFENDED ABOUT IT? She feels a little offended.]

Does that mean you think I'm basically shitty?