001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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tfw the kid A2 is talking to is more mature than they are

[siderocostal]

[Mean???]

You're the one who had no idea I was a machine.

If I'm not smart enough to be a pet, you're not smart enough to, I dunno, exist?

Yeah.

[a2brutus]

It's not my fault you're the idiot machine who decided to look like an android. What kind of moron decides the best way to look is like their enemy?

[siderocostal]

I didn't decide that. If I had a choice I wouldn't look like you or your precious humans at all.

I hate it as much as you do!

[SEE HOW MEAN SHE IS, NOW SHE'S BLAMING HIM FOR STUFF HE DIDN'T EVEN DO!!]

[a2brutus]

Bullshit you didn't.

[siderocostal]

I didn't!!

It's not like you decided how you'd look either, android.

[a2brutus]

Maybe not, but i'm not the idiot who looks like the enemy.

[siderocostal]

Do you listen at all? You got a processor in that head?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT, OKAY. Okay!!!!!!