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Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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(The former is a national tragedy, but the latter isn't so bad. Good steak shouldn't have steak sauce with it anyway.)

it's sauce for your steak. a1 is just what it's called.

(He...doesn't realize that she might not know that stuff.)

I don't know what a steak is either.

(His heart is breaking.)

It's a type of meat people eat. It's good if you know how to cook it

but some people use this sauce to slather over shitty steaks to make it taste better

[wtf that description??? SHOULD A2 BE OFFENDED ABOUT IT? She feels a little offended.]

Does that mean you think I'm basically shitty?

(FAIR ASSUMPTION REALLY.)

no the sauce makes a shitty situation better. so you're like that. you make shitty situations better

also its mostly just a pun of your name, but yeah. like
it isnt the sauce's fault the steak was fucked up
the sauce is doing what it can to fix it though

sounds kinda like you and machines

Literally no one I know could ever think that I could possibly make shitty situations better.

[A2 has a habit of making shitty situations worse??? BUT THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.]

I think that. I guess i dont super know you but it sounds like you're kind of a hero from what you're saying about yourself

with the whole fighting to defend people thing

I'd be a pretty piss poor android if I didn't defend my creators. It's not that special.

I think there's a lot of failures out there so I'd say it's pretty special

Besides being your creator dont you have to accept my compliments?? or something

Nah.

The compliments feel good, though.

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hard agree about steak w/o sauce--

oh thnk god. dont want to be among savages here

i like mine four feet w/ a heartbeat rare...

i like it medium but like .perfectly medium.

i can deal w/ a good medium, but the bloodier the better...im a monster

honestly just. bury me in steaks. and mashed potatoes.

i see ur mashed potato and raise you: fully loaded baked potato

i would literally sleep with any form of a potatoe

same. hard same. i could live off of them....