001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

Comments

[clussy]

(It takes Eddie almost a full minute to peek into this here.

First of all, did you just indirectly insult dogs? Eddie's offended on the behalf of dogs literally everywhere.)

Dogs arent stupid and weak so first of all you're wrong. and im pretty sure ravens are super smart too. people, on the other hand, aren't the best, but i mean

without us androids and machines wouldnt exist. so?? if we're stupid so are you.

a klapbak. it's a pun on my last name. clapback is when someone is being obnoxious so you smack back verbally to put them in their place. ive been told im good at that sometimes.

[siderocostal]

[Eddie has the power of dogs and A(nime)2 on his side. Eve is boned.

He still doesn't have the sense to not argue with a literal child though. He's a baby.]

Look at that, you're already wrong!

I was created by aliens.

Okay, they were stupid too, but that's why we machines killed them. :) So if creators are gods, and their creations killed them for being imperfect, what does that make the creations, huh? Riddle me that.

As for animals, it doesn't matter how smart they are if they can't do anything but impress humans. I barely know what a dog is anyway. They don't exist anymore where I'm from.

Not so smart when they're dead, are they?

[clussy]

(Is there a greater power to have ever existed? Prooobably not. Definitely not.

And because Eddie is a literal child...Welp.)

You're an idiot. I'm not the one calling humans gods. A1 steak sauce was so i dont know why you're asking me to riddle anything. im like 12 the only thing i've created is disappointment.

okay so im still right? you still didnt create yourself, dumb-dumb.

why are animals ability to impress humans equal to their worth??? animals dont exist just to be compared to people you know. it's not people AND animals. people ARE animals. just cause we made stuff doesnt make that any less true

If you don't know what a dog is then how can you claim to be so smart? Dog was one of the first words I learned how to spell

are you so smart when a1ss has cut you down with a sword???

im crying in the club. Eddie.......

[siderocostal]

[Wow!!! Eve didn't expect the human to bite back. As if he also isn't talking big behind a tiny screen.

Also >>>12 years old. THIS IS A HUMAN CHILD, THAT'S EVEN WORSE??? That said, Eve is actually having a good time, despite his aggressiveness...]

Wait WAIT. Have you lost your mind?

When did steak sauce become part of this? WHAT THE HELL IS STEAK SAUCE ANYWAY?

I responded to what you said, dumb-dumb! You said HUMANS created androids and machines so I corrected your dumb ass. I didn't say nobody created me!!!!

SEE SEE, now you're making my point for me. If people are animals they're even stupider than I thought. Thanks for that.

And if you wanna play that game, I WAS BORN KNOWING HOW TO SPELL. I could walk too. Humans are helpless when they're born and then when they grow up too. Pretty shit deal if you ask me.

By the way, a1ss????????? Are you trying to say ass, huh? Ass is going to cut me down?

i have never loved a cr so instantly before

[clussy]

(OH HO BOY YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET IT.)

I COULD LITERALLY SPRAY YOU IN THE FACE WITH SOME WATER AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY FRITZ! Machines are dumb and rust and malfunction all the time.

If you don't even know what steak is then what's the point of you

ANIMALS ARENT STUPID.

wow coooongraaatulations no one cares. you only know how to walk and talk because you were created that way. it's not like it's because of YOUR actual efforts that you're like that right away

no i wasnt trying to say that but sure, ass is probably going to cut you down