un: dumpsterhole

[beeped]

i appreciate having a place to sleep and i'm glad i'm not dead and all
but how the fuck is a guy supposed to get any good chucks in if he's gotta be quiet all the time?
the actual thing that's going to kill me, it's that
back in my day, we were in the age of color movies with sound. what's the point of talkies being a thing if we're back to this real-life silent film bullshit?
also i gotta say it's really shitty timing. i had it reeeaal good before all of this. i could be as loud as i wanted, i had my bike, this giant ass combat knife, even a little baby dinosaur.

and what do i get here?

a fucking

tie-dye jumpsuit
like i'm some kind of hippie

Comments

un: holla

[shotfired]

I dunno, dumpster, maybe you should wear that tie-dye with pride. I heard it was making a biiiig ol comeback.

[beeped]

no way dude
everyone is just gonna tool on me

[shotfired]

weve all got shitty jumpsuits, its like. this places weird right of passage.

if the tye-dyes really bothering you tho, like, I can change its color.

[beeped]

but why
out of all the clothing options why this

what color could you change it to

un: klapbak

[clussy]

I soundproofed my entire bathroom. You can get it all out in there if you ever need to. I'll watch and try to think you're funny. I'm trying to soundproof my bedroom next.



The colors aren't that bad.
The jumpsuit, however...

[beeped]

i'll go in there and literally like never leave
this is killing me
i'm slowly dying ed's

yeah well
hey wanna go in the bathroom now so you can laugh about it? i won't even have to say anything i'm walking joke

[clussy]

i use that tub though. Like. For bathing. You can’t live there.

We can go in there now if you want yeah.
I can tell you about your doppelgänger that I met

un: socorro;

[warfares]

Where were you before?

[beeped]

in space


but that's not where i'm from. my hometown's a real shithole and also not in space

[warfares]

Space is fairly large. You'll have to narrow it down for me.

un: madmax

[beyourzoomer]

a baby dinosaur?

[What even, Richie?]

[beeped]

cutest fucking dinosaur ever
his name was teddie and he looked just like our very own spaghetti man
if he were a dino anyway

[beyourzoomer]

what kind of dinosaur?

[Yep this is definitely a conversation she never imagined herself having with anyone.]

teddie, huh?

un:kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Fuckin' tell me about it.

I can't even take a swing at someone without hiding in a garage and wrapping my hands first. It ain't any fun if you plan it.

They take everyone's knives, it's bullshit.

[beeped]

what the fuck is this world coming to? first they take our noise, then our knives. what's next? our colors? our sense of taste? they're already killing my ability to have a good time, man

[justbeingknife]

Yer thumbs, I'm guessin'.

[ Goddamn kid, you could text like the wind, or at least that was what Majima was assuming from the rant upstream. ]

I don't think they even got any decent booze. First day I got here, guy tried to tell me drinkin' that bottom shelf hobo juice out of a jar 'wasn't so bad'.

[ society was over. the end of days was here. ]

un: 5by5

[rockypath]

'back in your day', 'talkies', 'little baby dinosaur'... are eight or eighty?, I'm having a hard time figuring it out. You certainly complain like an old man. And no, before you ask, I'm not going to get off your lawn.

[beeped]

thirteen, numbnuts. you'd be complaining to if you had a baby dinosaur and on a space ship and had it all ripped away to just be like. quiet all the time
i can hardly handle playing heads up seven up
this permanent quiet game is like bullshit

[rockypath]

[Numbnuts? Pff! Alright, kid. Slow your roll.] Guess I would take a space ship and a pet dino over this place. you got me there. But most any place would be better.

And I don't have any nuts for them to be numb, for the record.

un: touched

[waystation]

Reinvent cracked.com?

_{[Your housemate from 2017 across the way has your back.]}

[beeped]

[His life would be so much better if he knew about the internet. Memes. All of it.]

what's a .com and how do you break it

[waystation]

It's like part of an address you can visit on a network. They barely sell dictionaries now, you can just go to dictionary.com and look at it. Cracked is for funny videos and pictures and things. Like the funny pages, but better.

You could do that here. Post things.

_{[What's that sound? Methinks it's the siren call of the shitpost. Can you hear it, Eddie?]}

un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

#Relatable. I miss my giant sloth, clothes, videogames, and the internet.

Okay the knife isn't relatable, but I'm totes with you on the rest of it.

[beeped]

vIDEOGAMES. i'd give my left nut to play streetfighter again

i don't know if i'd ever do anything with it because i'd probably stab myself on accident but it was COOL and it was MINE

[morphogenia]

I'm more into fantasy RPGs but, Streetfighter would be awesome too!!!

Plus it sucks to lose stuff that's yours. I lost my family heirlooms! My mom is going to kill me, then whoever brought us here, and then me again if she ever finds out.