un: dumpsterhole

[beeped]

i appreciate having a place to sleep and i'm glad i'm not dead and all
but how the fuck is a guy supposed to get any good chucks in if he's gotta be quiet all the time?
the actual thing that's going to kill me, it's that
back in my day, we were in the age of color movies with sound. what's the point of talkies being a thing if we're back to this real-life silent film bullshit?
also i gotta say it's really shitty timing. i had it reeeaal good before all of this. i could be as loud as i wanted, i had my bike, this giant ass combat knife, even a little baby dinosaur.

and what do i get here?

a fucking

tie-dye jumpsuit
like i'm some kind of hippie

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[beeped]

that's the same thing for some grownups

ohhhh i am gonna track one of them down and make it mine no matter the price >:O!
they're not that bad and even if that does happen, it's an easy fix
my best bro is a total WHIZ at fixing bikes

[justbeingknife]

Hey, don't bag on us high-functionin' alcoholics. It takes a lotta work to sound this sober.

And is it just me, or did everyone here bring their next door neighbor? Ain't seen anyone from my neck of the woods so far.

[beeped]

guess i'm not used to them trying :p

is that good or bad?
i'm glad my friends are here because it would suck soooo much if they weren't
but if it was anyone else i knew? it would suck so much ass

[justbeingknife]

Guess it depends, like ya said.

Most people I know, couldn't pay me enough to spend quality time with 'em. But if there's supposed to be some kinda pattern for who shows up here and from when, I ain't seein' it.

[beeped]

maybe it's not a pattern
my friends who came here with me were with me somewhere else, that wasn't where we were from
so it could just be coincidence that we all came
everyone else kinda just comes at random?

[justbeingknife]

I dunno if that makes things better or worse.

Well, whatever. Not like sittin' around asking 'why me?' is gonna change anything. So you're another one of those guys traveling around to different worlds?

[beeped]

idk either

yeah. well. idk it depends upon which guys you're grouping me in with. but it was a thing i was doing for a couple months. before that i was just your average kid in a fucked up down in bumfuck, maine. good times

[justbeingknife]

Maine? That's where Eddie said he was from. You guys come here together?

[ spoilers

Majima didn't even know where Maine was, except 'somewhere in America'. The only reason he remembered what it was called was that Eddie had been emphatic that Derry was a total shithole. ]

I'm from Tokyo, and I'm new to this gettin' sucked into another world garbage. If it's gonna keep happening, I'm pulling for a nice beach.

[beeped]

oh!!!!! you know my eddie spaghetti
yeah dude that's my very best friend

so what's it like dealing with godzilla wrecking your city all the time?
a beach would be great
i miss swimming

[justbeingknife]

Yeah, he's hilarious. Ended up shooting the shit with him back at the greenhouse.

I hadn't actually been back in town for a couple years. But as I recall, bein' irradiated ain't all it's cracked up to be.