un: dumpsterhole

[beeped]

i appreciate having a place to sleep and i'm glad i'm not dead and all
but how the fuck is a guy supposed to get any good chucks in if he's gotta be quiet all the time?
the actual thing that's going to kill me, it's that
back in my day, we were in the age of color movies with sound. what's the point of talkies being a thing if we're back to this real-life silent film bullshit?
also i gotta say it's really shitty timing. i had it reeeaal good before all of this. i could be as loud as i wanted, i had my bike, this giant ass combat knife, even a little baby dinosaur.

and what do i get here?

a fucking

tie-dye jumpsuit
like i'm some kind of hippie

Comments

un: holla

[shotfired]

I dunno, dumpster, maybe you should wear that tie-dye with pride. I heard it was making a biiiig ol comeback.

un: klapbak

[clussy]

I soundproofed my entire bathroom. You can get it all out in there if you ever need to. I'll watch and try to think you're funny. I'm trying to soundproof my bedroom next.



The colors aren't that bad.
The jumpsuit, however...

un: socorro;

[warfares]

Where were you before?

[beeped]

no way dude
everyone is just gonna tool on me

[beeped]

i'll go in there and literally like never leave
this is killing me
i'm slowly dying ed's

yeah well
hey wanna go in the bathroom now so you can laugh about it? i won't even have to say anything i'm walking joke

[beeped]

in space


but that's not where i'm from. my hometown's a real shithole and also not in space

[warfares]

Space is fairly large. You'll have to narrow it down for me.

[beeped]

christ, dude, you want me to remember where i was? it was space. dark and starry and sometimes we visited planets and the space ship was ginormous but we had to eat these blue cubes that i was told were not made of people but no one ever proved otherwise. also baby dinosaurs just happened to live there too

[clussy]

i use that tub though. Like. For bathing. You can’t live there.

We can go in there now if you want yeah.
I can tell you about your doppelgänger that I met

un: madmax

[beyourzoomer]

a baby dinosaur?

[What even, Richie?]

un:kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Fuckin' tell me about it.

I can't even take a swing at someone without hiding in a garage and wrapping my hands first. It ain't any fun if you plan it.

They take everyone's knives, it's bullshit.

un: 5by5

[rockypath]

'back in your day', 'talkies', 'little baby dinosaur'... are eight or eighty?, I'm having a hard time figuring it out. You certainly complain like an old man. And no, before you ask, I'm not going to get off your lawn.

[beeped]

there's other bathrooms

um
what the hell are you doing talking to doppelgangers
haven't you seen literally any movie ever
they're inherently evil

[beeped]

cutest fucking dinosaur ever
his name was teddie and he looked just like our very own spaghetti man
if he were a dino anyway

[clussy]

This one's MY bathroom though. Snooze you lose, slowpoke.
Besides
I'm being generous here.

I dunno. He seemed pretty sweet to me. He helped me not die so that was nice? I think he's taller than you though
maybe you're the doppleganger

[beeped]

what the fuck is this world coming to? first they take our noise, then our knives. what's next? our colors? our sense of taste? they're already killing my ability to have a good time, man

[beeped]

thirteen, numbnuts. you'd be complaining to if you had a baby dinosaur and on a space ship and had it all ripped away to just be like. quiet all the time
i can hardly handle playing heads up seven up
this permanent quiet game is like bullshit

[rockypath]

[Numbnuts? Pff! Alright, kid. Slow your roll.] Guess I would take a space ship and a pet dino over this place. you got me there. But most any place would be better.

And I don't have any nuts for them to be numb, for the record.

[beyourzoomer]

what kind of dinosaur?

[Yep this is definitely a conversation she never imagined herself having with anyone.]

teddie, huh?

[beeped]

so you're just going to leave me all alone out in a cold quiet garage
no sound proofing whatsoever
do you know what's gonna happen to me now




what the fuck dude
and here i thought we were friends </3

[clussy]

you're the one who picked the garage. i told you we could share a room again
uh
you'll finally learn the art of shutting the fuck up?


we're not friends we're best friends which means i get to be honest with you 😘

(Emojis were a beautiful art form Eddie had only recently been introduced to. Isn't it amazing, Richie.)

[beeped]

a compy something or whatever
the real name was really long and i never bothered to learn it

i wonder if he's eating other dinosaurs right now........

yeah he was the best

[beeped]

there's a few places that could be worse
but only slightly
this still sucks ass

oh really? wow that's gotta suck too

[justbeingknife]

Yer thumbs, I'm guessin'.

[ Goddamn kid, you could text like the wind, or at least that was what Majima was assuming from the rant upstream. ]

I don't think they even got any decent booze. First day I got here, guy tried to tell me drinkin' that bottom shelf hobo juice out of a jar 'wasn't so bad'.

[ society was over. the end of days was here. ]

[beeped]

yeah but the garage looked really cool
ha ha ha ha
you really got off a good one!!!!

you're killing me eds