001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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[a2brutus]

Let me make this simple for you. Find one, or I'll hurt you.

[siderocostal]

Weren't you gonna beat on me just for existing?

[Like, she promised to beat his ass over him looking at people funny, at their discretion!

This is poor motivation.

If he gets kicked over everything what's one more boot to the ankle for doing nothing?]

[a2brutus]

Just do it.

[siderocostal]

[Eve very conspicuously keeps his hands in his lap and smiles up at her.]

No.

[a2brutus]

[This time, A2 gives him a swift boot in the side.]

[siderocostal]

[Oh my god.

This is abuse??? Eve crumples a little, though it didn't do any actual damage. But he's a big baby, so that made it also the worst thing ever?????

He relents a little!!! At least!!!]

Fine, gimme one! You know there's no way I'm gonna do even that much just because you said so, android.

[He's going to sit and stew in the garage the moment her supervision is gone otherwise, no hobbies found. It's like how Adam's absence has seen clothes become optional once more.]

[a2brutus]

Fine. Start knitting. I'll send you the base information for it over the device here if you don't know how.

[GOD! What a petulant machine...]

[siderocostal]

[..............What.

Of all fucking things, that is not what he expected her to say. Count, move rocks, die. Those all sound like punishment-y hobbies.

What the hell is knitting!?]

Of course I don't know how! Do I look like I know what that is?

[HE'S A MACHINE LEADER, DAMN IT.]

[a2brutus]

[A2 is already pulling up the information on knitting for him, and she sends it off to his device.]

It's on your device. Just take a look. We have the yarn and needles in the living room. I don't care if you do it in here, but you have to go there to grab them at least.

[siderocostal]

[Knitting is...

The most pointless hobby Eve could never imagine. He stares at the information, and gives A2 a Look, but otherwise, he has no arguments.

Like, he's not gonna do it!!!, but if he pretends to agree, she'll drop it and forget about it, right?]

Got it. Happy now, android?

[a2brutus]

Peachy.

[And with that!!! She's leaving. She has zero faith in Eve. Absolutely none.]