001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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[a2brutus]

Just do it.

[siderocostal]

[Eve very conspicuously keeps his hands in his lap and smiles up at her.]

No.

[a2brutus]

[This time, A2 gives him a swift boot in the side.]

[siderocostal]

[Oh my god.

This is abuse??? Eve crumples a little, though it didn't do any actual damage. But he's a big baby, so that made it also the worst thing ever?????

He relents a little!!! At least!!!]

Fine, gimme one! You know there's no way I'm gonna do even that much just because you said so, android.

[He's going to sit and stew in the garage the moment her supervision is gone otherwise, no hobbies found. It's like how Adam's absence has seen clothes become optional once more.]

[a2brutus]

Fine. Start knitting. I'll send you the base information for it over the device here if you don't know how.

[GOD! What a petulant machine...]

[siderocostal]

[..............What.

Of all fucking things, that is not what he expected her to say. Count, move rocks, die. Those all sound like punishment-y hobbies.

What the hell is knitting!?]

Of course I don't know how! Do I look like I know what that is?

[HE'S A MACHINE LEADER, DAMN IT.]

[a2brutus]

[A2 is already pulling up the information on knitting for him, and she sends it off to his device.]

It's on your device. Just take a look. We have the yarn and needles in the living room. I don't care if you do it in here, but you have to go there to grab them at least.

[siderocostal]

[Knitting is...

The most pointless hobby Eve could never imagine. He stares at the information, and gives A2 a Look, but otherwise, he has no arguments.

Like, he's not gonna do it!!!, but if he pretends to agree, she'll drop it and forget about it, right?]

Got it. Happy now, android?

[a2brutus]

Peachy.

[And with that!!! She's leaving. She has zero faith in Eve. Absolutely none.]