UN: Horse

[charliehorse]

[Charlie's not been here long, but he's already learnt that a lot of people in this town don't have a lick of common sense. His life would be so much easier if he could just yell at crowds until gossip did most of the work for him, but he's got to make do with typing.]

Hello I am Charlie. I am a horse but my neck and head are shaped like half a human. I am new.

This is IMPORTANT

I have a human head. My eyes are in the front of my skull.

I cannot see most of my body.

If you sneak up and touch me where I cannot see you you will scare me. I might kick you.

I am very strong. I can break your little bones and kill you with one kick.

I DO NOT WANT TO KILL YOU. Do not be rude and touch me.

I am a person, come in front of me and say hello.

[That's the most he's ever written in one single session before. He's exhausted]

Comments

[beeped]

[If they were verbally speaking, Richie would be speechless.]

what's your poison?
and what the hell do you do for entertainment if you don't have tvs?

[charliehorse]

??

Why? Are you going to poison me?

Foxgloves are poisonous.

Humans are so easily bored. I graze, I watch clouds, I practice my blacksmithing, I sell my wares and pay people to brush me. Metalwork is too noisy so I suppose I will just have to brush myself.

[beeped]

uhhhh no?
i mean like that do you take to get high

that sounds really boring
except the brushing that could be fun
do you have to scrape your hooves out too or whatever????