un: nishizono

[nishizono]

to everyone who's been worried about burglars and weird strangers at your doorstep: it's me. PLEASE let me in, because i've been given a job, and that job is to make sure your house or hole in the dirt is soundproofed.

i'm not doing it out of civic duty, the locals still have most of my things and i'm only getting all of them back if i play nice. so i'm playing nice. help me help you make your residence death-free and i get my things back. we all win.

yours truly, a neighborhood quiet maintenance guy.

ps. does anyone have crabsticks?

[ here is the accompanying log for those who'd prefer to interact with him directly! for any questions, chat me on discord (lucxy#3832) or superdick. ]

Comments

[nishizono]

[ finally, someone with some sense. ]

i am, yeah. surprisingly most people don't enjoy strangers in their home.
you wanna tag along...?

[lilithsoul]

[Mental shrug. She'd had people barge into her home in the past. Normally she didn't think twice about it. If he didn't have a knife, why care?]

I am already working on my home. I would be willing to assist with the soundproofing process.

[nishizono]

[ not the most reassuring there, rei. ]

gotcha. let me know where you're staying and i'll head on over.

[lilithsoul]

[Rei was awful at being reassuring.]

House Four. I am present this evening. We are finishing the kitchen and bathrooms first. They are the most likely to produce noise.

[nishizono]

[ that makes two of them, at least. ]

cool, on my way. you need anything else? i can try and bring it with me on the way there.

[lilithsoul]

Only soundproofing equipment. I need very little.

will move to log; pm u when the starter's up

[nishizono]

got it. see you in a bit.