un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

un: nishizono

[nishizono]

i'm in for fight club. when's the next one happening?

also:

Monster name: shinji nishizono
Appearance: looks like me, but taller and older
Strengths/abilities: he's really hard to kill
Drawn by: me
Weakness: anything that'll kill people will kill him
How to kill the shit out of it: a bullet through the heart would do it

un: slothbaby ; private

[morphogenia]

Are we counting supervillains? Because I know a couple I should probably warn people about that target kids. I don't want to add them if it makes things confusing.

un: supergirl

[iisupergirlii]

[Kara's not in love with this whole post that Mike has made. It makes her worried. His comments about Kilgrave and now this really cement home that he... he wants to fight. And he's in that silly fight club that is still a bad idea.

Aside from that, if she were to list every monster she has ever faced... Gosh, that would be a long list! She doesn't want to scare Mike. He's a kid.]

Why are you chasing danger, Mike?? [however, in the effort of transparency...] Besides, I have a long list, and you definitely can't and shouldn't go up against any of them.

[353]

There's not really specific day for it, you just show up when you want.

You have an older evil brother?

private

[353]

Well, if superheroes can be here then so can supervillains so it's probably worth putting in the manual. I can do a supervillain section.

[ He probably shouldn't be excited as he is about this but it's like putting a D&D campaign together.

Lay it on him. ]

private 5 ever

[morphogenia]

Good point. I'll get on that since I don't want people to get blindsided like me and my friends did. Thanks for putting this together btw! We need everything we can get if we're going to protect each other.

[nishizono]

so it's on every day? that's a pretty horrible schedule.

and yeah, that's one nice way of putting it. i fucking hate his guts.

[353]

I'm not. I'm putting a monster manual together to help people. You're not cool with me helping people? [ Isn't that what you do supermom???? ]

I'm not saying I want to go up against any of them. [ Look at this boy - he'd die in an instant. ] But if there are warning signs everyone can look out for they should be shared. Not kept a secret.

[iisupergirlii]

[oh, way to get her right in the guilt, son. she chews on her lip as she paces in her bedroom, staring at her device. Ugh, a guide would be helpful.]

Fine, you've got me there. We should all help each other,
but... advertising ways to kill monsters would just... cause a mob the second one of them appeared. This is a good idea, as a warning; it's something we all need to know. But I can't give you instructions on how to kill my enemies if any of them show up. Something could go wrong. Someone else could die.

It's a big risk.

But... I could fill out the rest and help you out, if you want.

un: dumpsterhole

[beeped]

are yall married or something?
i gotta know

anyway you wanna know monsters i'll tell you about monsters

Monster name: becky
Appearance: brown hair, average height. but could also look like anyone and everyone you know
Strengths/abilities: really good at being emotionless, walking talking allegory to the commies. are they robots or are they aliens we just don't know (we do)
Drawn by: farmers markets
Weakness: none. accept the new world order
How to kill the shit out of it: whack it before it hatches from its pod

Monster name: scott
Appearance: your very average high school teenager. hairy. wearing a letterman jacket. sort of looks like michael j fox. Monsters Are Among Us
Strengths/abilities: all of them. don't fuck with this guy
Drawn by: moons, hot chicks
Weakness: none you're doomed
How to kill the shit out of it: aim for the head probably

Monster name: it's so scary we can't even say its name so we'll call it """"predator""""
Appearance: gruesome. like if a wet pig grew up to be a man and had horns and shit. and dreadlocks.
Strengths/abilities: all the strengths. armed. camouflage. you're fucked
Drawn by: aliens. and MUR-DER
Weakness: none it is invincible
How to kill the shit out of it: dude you fucking can't

un: jjones

[underachievement]

[ In the interest of transparency, Jess will cough up to aliens. But not ninjas. There's a lot of hero worship going on around here and she doesn't wanna catch none. Other New Yorkers and/or Avenger feel free to pitch in; she doesn't have the whole picture. She has little picture ]

Monster name: Chitauri
Appearance: Tall, metallic, alien-looking
Strengths/abilities: Swarming, energy weapons
Drawn by: Unknown
Weakness: Blunt force, ballistics, explosives
How to kill the shit out of it: Ask Stark. [ Thx old eps of TrishTalk for most of what she does know about them. ]

un: slothbaby ; public

[morphogenia]

Okay my world is actually filled with stuff we should all be low key afraid of, but these are the ones I encountered. They're technically supervillains, but they prey on kids (think below 17 below age wise!) so safe to say we should all be worried about them.


Monster name: Lineage
Appearance: Adult man in his forties with pinkish/purple skin. He looks like a monster from an RPG face-wise. Like he has a crown on his head of purple-ish spikes. He wore a suit when I met him.
Strengths/abilities: Mostly unknown. Whatever it is, I think it requires him to get his hands on people with superpowers. He's really aggressively trying to recruit them to the point of kidnapping and intimdiating them. I'll get into the ones you should be weary of below.
Drawn by: Children with powers; powers in general.
Weakness: Mostly unknown, but it hurt when I threw a phone at his face so I think we can assume he can be hurt by normal means.
How to kill the shit out of it: I don't agree with killing, but I think anyone could take him if they had a weapon and determination. The problem are his henchmen. :(

Monster name: The Inventor
Appearance: ... He's big white bird/human hybrid thing. Yeah I know it's weird, but he's still really dangerous. He has a human scientist working with him.
Strengths/abilities: His mind. He's incredibly intelligent. Like built three giant robots and created an electrical grid that drew energy from teenagers/kids kind of intelligent.
Drawn by: Children no one will miss: he specifically targets runaways or ones who are suffering from mental illness. He is willing to kidnap anyone under the age of 17, but he prefers ones that are easier to manipulate because he's a coward who doesn't even want to fight the children he's trying to exploit. >((((((
Weakness: Anything that will kill a normal bird. I was pretty hurt at the time, but I think his giant robot fell on him and kind of electrocuted him at the same time?? Mostly that robot killed him.
How to kill the shit out of it: Heavy objects/whatever kills normal people. I don't agree with killing again, but if it's him or you I get it. He gets really personal and won't hesitate to target people he even suspects you care for.

Monster name: Henchmen of Lineage: Kaboom and Kamran
Appearance: Kaboom is teenage girl with electricity coming out of her hair. Seriously. Glowy eyes too. Kamran looks like a normal human most of the time, but his changes when he uses his powers. He turns white-ish blue then. Kind of like a mood ring if you have those on your world.
Strengths/abilities: Kaboom and Kamran both can send out energy blasts/electrical shocks. Kaboom is the more dangerous one since she'll try to kill humans or anyone without powers. Kamran is coward, but a smart one. He'll manipulate you if you give him a tiny bit of trust so don't! trust! him! Especially don't turn your back on him. He will literally stab if you in the back (with electrical blasts) if given the opportunity. Kaboom at least tries to murder you to your face.
Drawn by: Powerful figures; hatred of human beings or non powered people.
Weakness: They can be hurt by normal means! They're also pretty inexperienced fighters so if you can handle their hits, you can win if you know how to fight period.
How to kill the shit out of it: DON'T KILL THEM. THEY'RE TEENAGERS WHO ARE AWFUL AND MAY TRY TO MURDER YOU FIRST, BUT DON'T DESERVE TO DIE. That said: you need to either do a long range attack so they can't hit you with their abilities, have a healing factor, or resistance to their abilities.

I hope that helps everyone be prepared! I don't want people to be blindsided like me and my friends were by these guys.

un: sol

[skyofreverie]

Count me in for fight club.

Also, hang on. I've got a lot of monsters to add to this.

[Please hold as he types all of these up. Or interrupt him, whatever.]

[skyofreverie]

Monster name: Heartless
Appearance: Varies but usually has a lot of black and yellow eyes. A heart-like marking somewhere on the body.
Strengths/abilities: Also varies but they have physical attacks, some have magical ones and others can possess objects. Less powerful ones tend to move in larger numbers. They can steal the hearts of others and turn them into Heartless too.
Drawn by: Darkness, hearts and weapons called Keyblades
Weakness: Keyblades, magic, light
How to kill the shit out of it: Anyone can fight and destroy them.

Monster name: Lesser Nobodies
Appearance: Human-like but are usually white/grey with cross-like symbol.
Strengths/abilities: Varies from physical and magical attacks.
Drawn by: Usually commanded by High-ranking Nobodies.
Weakness: Physical attacks work best but magical ones have an effect too.
How to kill the shit out of it: Hit it a lot.

Monster name: Organization XIII (some of the higher-ranking Nobodies but not all of them)
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: Physical, magical attacks, commanding lesser Nobodies.
Drawn by: Keyblade Wielders mostly. Trying to take over the worlds.
Weakness: Physical pain.
How to kill the shit out of it: Hit them with even more attacks then lesser Nobodies.

Monster name: Nightmare Dream Eaters
Appearance: Darkly-colored animals (not to be confused with the brightly colored ones).
Strengths/abilities: Physical and magical attacks.
Drawn by: Good dreams.
Weakness: Spirit Dream Eaters, physical and magical attacks.
How to kill the shit out of it: Just hit them too.

[skyofreverie]

Monster name: Noise
Appearance: Animal or other creatures.
Strengths/abilities: Varies but can inflict negative emotions on people.
Drawn by: Souls
Weakness: Don't know.
How to kill the shit out of it: Striking them with my weapons worked.

Monster name: Akuma
Appearance: Weaker ones are kind of like a ball with cannons and stronger ones look human-ish.
Strengths/abilities: Their blood is extremely poisonous to the point that if it even makes contact with skin then you're infected. The lower level ones can fire that blood at a target. It can kill without someone who can purify it.
Drawn by: Commanded by an individual named The Earl but will attack anyone.
Weakness: Weapons called Innocence
How to kill the shit out of it: Long distance attacks are best and exorcists.

Monster name: Noah
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: One can choose what touches him and what doesn't, not sure about the others.
Drawn by: Also follow the Earl's orders.
Weakness: Innocence.
How to kill the shit out of it: Exorcists who wield Innocence.

Monster name: Splicers
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: Drug addicted, magic-wielding crazy people.
Drawn by: A glowing substance called EVE.
Weakness: They aren't the sharpest crayons in the box having their minds dulled by continued drug abuse.
How to kill the shit out of it: Weapons, magic, whatever you got.

Monster name: Zombies
Appearance: Undead humans
Strengths/abilities: Physical strength
Drawn by: Human flesh
Weakness: Rotting body parts
How to kill the shit out of it: Decapitation, head shots

Monster name: Weeping Angels
Appearance: Angel statues
Strengths/abilities: They don't move when you look at them. Can kill you or think you're turning into stone.
Drawn by: Nothing in particular
Weakness: People watching them.
How to kill the shit out of it: Not sure. They don't break easily with force or magic.

Monster name: Skrulls
Appearance: Green aliens but can shapeshift to look like anyone.
Strengths/abilities: Alone they have incredible strength. If they take the shape of someone, they gain their abilities and most of their memories.
Drawn by: Not sure, they just seemed to want to take over.
Weakness: Not sure.
How to kill the shit out of it: Weapons, magic - basically anything will do.

[skyofreverie]

I've been up against other things too like ghosts, dinosaurs, goblins, Slavers, gangs of violent clowns, Calamity/Shadow Selves, evil twins, killer AI systems and individuals who generally enjoy killing or hurting people.

[353]

Married? No. I just wanted our names together to go with the house. [ Michael, please.

Mike has only seen one of the movies referenced thanks to the year he's from and doesn't quite make the connection to that one regardless. ]

All those monsters are where you're from?

[353]

What's ballistics?

Is that a fancy word for kicking it in the balls?

[beeped]

that sounds really fucking married dude
if you want it to sound not married you gotta bro it up
like bill and ted
bert and ernie
frog and toad

[Some of those aren't the best examples but...]

yeah. every day we're all like "what a time to be alive"
there's some places you can't even go to if you're a regular old human 'cause it'd be like asking to be fresh ground monster chow

[underachievement]

Usually it means bullets
But around here it'd have to be IDK trebuchets [ she can't imagine arrows doing much damage ]

[353]

1. What's with bad people and the color purple??

2. Giant robots is kinda impressive.

3. Teenage henchman??? [ That's so messed up to Mike, possibly more than the monsters because they're young adults who’ve been manipulated. The idea of someone doing that to Eleven...

Nope. Not ever gonna happen. Not on his watch. ]

Thanks for telling me about the ones that target kids.

[353]

Dude, if this were a competition, you'd win first prize.

Thanks for all the info. You can definitely join fight club. We need someone like you after all the monsters you've come across.

What's the one you're most afraid of?

UN: katsudonfan

[porkbelly]

Wow, my home seems kind of boring after reading all of this ... safe, but boring.

Congratulations on the place though, Mike.

un: ryuoh

[countersway]

[yikes, all of these monsters. Kiryu's still grappling with this whole "different worlds" thing, and the monsters make it even more confusing. the biggest monsters he has back home are his old bosses... but let's just ignore that for now.]

Majima-san [oh god that feels weird to type] told me about the fight club, actually, but it sounded too good to be true at the time. Do you really have somewhere that's completely soundproof for something like this?

[skyofreverie]

Hazard of being to so many different worlds, I guess.

I can show people how to wield swords for anyone who wants to learn.

Honestly? None of the above. There was a world I was trapped in for three years, well, more like a giant spaceship and it was run by a group of people known as the Consortium. They were terrible people, inflicting most of those monsters on us as part of some kind of experiment. So none of the monsters scare me. It's the inability to help my friends.

If I had pick one then it'd be the Calamity/Shadow selves. If you read the thing posted earlier on the network about IT... then Calamity/Shadow selves are what IT feeds on. The parts of yourself that you hide even from yourself.