un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

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un: sol

[skyofreverie]

Count me in for fight club.

Also, hang on. I've got a lot of monsters to add to this.

[Please hold as he types all of these up. Or interrupt him, whatever.]

[skyofreverie]

Monster name: Heartless
Appearance: Varies but usually has a lot of black and yellow eyes. A heart-like marking somewhere on the body.
Strengths/abilities: Also varies but they have physical attacks, some have magical ones and others can possess objects. Less powerful ones tend to move in larger numbers. They can steal the hearts of others and turn them into Heartless too.
Drawn by: Darkness, hearts and weapons called Keyblades
Weakness: Keyblades, magic, light
How to kill the shit out of it: Anyone can fight and destroy them.

Monster name: Lesser Nobodies
Appearance: Human-like but are usually white/grey with cross-like symbol.
Strengths/abilities: Varies from physical and magical attacks.
Drawn by: Usually commanded by High-ranking Nobodies.
Weakness: Physical attacks work best but magical ones have an effect too.
How to kill the shit out of it: Hit it a lot.

Monster name: Organization XIII (some of the higher-ranking Nobodies but not all of them)
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: Physical, magical attacks, commanding lesser Nobodies.
Drawn by: Keyblade Wielders mostly. Trying to take over the worlds.
Weakness: Physical pain.
How to kill the shit out of it: Hit them with even more attacks then lesser Nobodies.

Monster name: Nightmare Dream Eaters
Appearance: Darkly-colored animals (not to be confused with the brightly colored ones).
Strengths/abilities: Physical and magical attacks.
Drawn by: Good dreams.
Weakness: Spirit Dream Eaters, physical and magical attacks.
How to kill the shit out of it: Just hit them too.

[skyofreverie]

Monster name: Noise
Appearance: Animal or other creatures.
Strengths/abilities: Varies but can inflict negative emotions on people.
Drawn by: Souls
Weakness: Don't know.
How to kill the shit out of it: Striking them with my weapons worked.

Monster name: Akuma
Appearance: Weaker ones are kind of like a ball with cannons and stronger ones look human-ish.
Strengths/abilities: Their blood is extremely poisonous to the point that if it even makes contact with skin then you're infected. The lower level ones can fire that blood at a target. It can kill without someone who can purify it.
Drawn by: Commanded by an individual named The Earl but will attack anyone.
Weakness: Weapons called Innocence
How to kill the shit out of it: Long distance attacks are best and exorcists.

Monster name: Noah
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: One can choose what touches him and what doesn't, not sure about the others.
Drawn by: Also follow the Earl's orders.
Weakness: Innocence.
How to kill the shit out of it: Exorcists who wield Innocence.

Monster name: Splicers
Appearance: Human
Strengths/abilities: Drug addicted, magic-wielding crazy people.
Drawn by: A glowing substance called EVE.
Weakness: They aren't the sharpest crayons in the box having their minds dulled by continued drug abuse.
How to kill the shit out of it: Weapons, magic, whatever you got.

Monster name: Zombies
Appearance: Undead humans
Strengths/abilities: Physical strength
Drawn by: Human flesh
Weakness: Rotting body parts
How to kill the shit out of it: Decapitation, head shots

Monster name: Weeping Angels
Appearance: Angel statues
Strengths/abilities: They don't move when you look at them. Can kill you or think you're turning into stone.
Drawn by: Nothing in particular
Weakness: People watching them.
How to kill the shit out of it: Not sure. They don't break easily with force or magic.

Monster name: Skrulls
Appearance: Green aliens but can shapeshift to look like anyone.
Strengths/abilities: Alone they have incredible strength. If they take the shape of someone, they gain their abilities and most of their memories.
Drawn by: Not sure, they just seemed to want to take over.
Weakness: Not sure.
How to kill the shit out of it: Weapons, magic - basically anything will do.

[skyofreverie]

I've been up against other things too like ghosts, dinosaurs, goblins, Slavers, gangs of violent clowns, Calamity/Shadow Selves, evil twins, killer AI systems and individuals who generally enjoy killing or hurting people.

[353]

Dude, if this were a competition, you'd win first prize.

Thanks for all the info. You can definitely join fight club. We need someone like you after all the monsters you've come across.

What's the one you're most afraid of?

[skyofreverie]

Hazard of being to so many different worlds, I guess.

I can show people how to wield swords for anyone who wants to learn.

Honestly? None of the above. There was a world I was trapped in for three years, well, more like a giant spaceship and it was run by a group of people known as the Consortium. They were terrible people, inflicting most of those monsters on us as part of some kind of experiment. So none of the monsters scare me. It's the inability to help my friends.

If I had pick one then it'd be the Calamity/Shadow selves. If you read the thing posted earlier on the network about IT... then Calamity/Shadow selves are what IT feeds on. The parts of yourself that you hide even from yourself.

[353]

I'd wanna learn. Do you have a sword here?

Three YEARS? That's nuts... I hate it when I can't help my friends too. [ It really bothers Mike. ]

Yeah I know about IT. I guess it's true what they say about ourselves being our worst enemy sometimes.

[skyofreverie]

They somehow took my ability to summon mine but I could always make some. In my world there's a game called Struggle where they fight with foam-covered swords that would be great for this world. They wouldn't make as much noise as two wooden ones banging together. I could make them and teach anyone who wants to learn.

Yeah, it sucks. [Understatement of the year, Sora.]

We really can be.

[353]

That game sounds like fun. I'd totally be interested. How is the winner decided?

[skyofreverie]

Each opponent wears a vest and headgear with colored balls attached and whoever has the most after a set time wins.

But I figure we could always change up the rules.

[353]

We could play it at fight club.

[skyofreverie]

We could. I'll get started on making some Struggle bats so we can play it soon.