un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

un: nishizono

[nishizono]

i'm in for fight club. when's the next one happening?

also:

Monster name: shinji nishizono
Appearance: looks like me, but taller and older
Strengths/abilities: he's really hard to kill
Drawn by: me
Weakness: anything that'll kill people will kill him
How to kill the shit out of it: a bullet through the heart would do it

[353]

There's not really specific day for it, you just show up when you want.

You have an older evil brother?

[nishizono]

so it's on every day? that's a pretty horrible schedule.

and yeah, that's one nice way of putting it. i fucking hate his guts.

[353]

[ Yeah they're not the best presidents. ] I'm 13. [ That's Mike's excuse. What's Frank's?? ]

Have people mistaken him for you? Has he done bad things?

[nishizono]

it's hard to assume he's me because he's taller, but that other question? fuck yeah, he makes me look like an amateur when he's done doing whatever he wants to do.

[ much to his own annoyance, honestly. ]

he's worse than i am.

[353]

You sound like you don't like yourself very much.

[nishizono]

[ okay, ouch. ]

i have some self-hatred going on for me yeah.
that obvious, huh?

[353]

Yeeeeah.

How come? [ Asking the deep questions. ]

[nishizono]

i'm an anomaly.
i'm not human, and i hate what i was made for.

[353]

What were you made for?

[nishizono]

to kill other people.
it's a pretty nasty directive.

[353]

Holy shit. No wonder you hate yourself...

[ That other conversation about cutting?? Suddenly making a lot more sense. ]

But you can go against the directive though, right?

[nishizono]

[ yeeeah he's very into the murder business, my guy. it's a thing. ]

that's what i've been working on all these years. i'm getting there.