un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

[skyofreverie]

I've been up against other things too like ghosts, dinosaurs, goblins, Slavers, gangs of violent clowns, Calamity/Shadow Selves, evil twins, killer AI systems and individuals who generally enjoy killing or hurting people.

[353]

Dude, if this were a competition, you'd win first prize.

Thanks for all the info. You can definitely join fight club. We need someone like you after all the monsters you've come across.

What's the one you're most afraid of?

[skyofreverie]

Hazard of being to so many different worlds, I guess.

I can show people how to wield swords for anyone who wants to learn.

Honestly? None of the above. There was a world I was trapped in for three years, well, more like a giant spaceship and it was run by a group of people known as the Consortium. They were terrible people, inflicting most of those monsters on us as part of some kind of experiment. So none of the monsters scare me. It's the inability to help my friends.

If I had pick one then it'd be the Calamity/Shadow selves. If you read the thing posted earlier on the network about IT... then Calamity/Shadow selves are what IT feeds on. The parts of yourself that you hide even from yourself.

[353]

I'd wanna learn. Do you have a sword here?

Three YEARS? That's nuts... I hate it when I can't help my friends too. [ It really bothers Mike. ]

Yeah I know about IT. I guess it's true what they say about ourselves being our worst enemy sometimes.

[skyofreverie]

They somehow took my ability to summon mine but I could always make some. In my world there's a game called Struggle where they fight with foam-covered swords that would be great for this world. They wouldn't make as much noise as two wooden ones banging together. I could make them and teach anyone who wants to learn.

Yeah, it sucks. [Understatement of the year, Sora.]

We really can be.

[353]

That game sounds like fun. I'd totally be interested. How is the winner decided?

[skyofreverie]

Each opponent wears a vest and headgear with colored balls attached and whoever has the most after a set time wins.

But I figure we could always change up the rules.

[353]

We could play it at fight club.

[skyofreverie]

We could. I'll get started on making some Struggle bats so we can play it soon.