001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

Comments

[impostersyndrome]

oh.
guess there's not much of a way to tell you apart after all?

[a2brutus]

Well, if you want a sure fire way, here.

[Attached is a picture of Eve.

He's probably just as shirtless.]

Probably should have just did that to begin with, huh.

[impostersyndrome]

a picture says a thousand words!

[Okay but wow. This "machine" looks... really human. Like a human with questionable fashion taste, but still human.]

where I come from, robots can't look this... people-y.

[a2brutus]

Yeah, I hear that a lot. The year is 11945AD where I'm from, if that helps.

[impostersyndrome]

[That year seems impossibly far in the future, but also:]

AD?

[a2brutus]

Anno Domini. What that means, I couldn't tell you, though.

[impostersyndrome]

huh. why not?

I'm from 756 M.E.
stands for Modern Era.

[a2brutus]

It's not really something I ever needed to know, I guess.

I guess maybe M.E might be the same as A.D? It's the modern era for us. Probably just another word for it.

[impostersyndrome]

I guess so.
sounds like yours has been around way longer though.

[a2brutus]

Sounds like it. Hopefully your world doesn't go to absolute shit by the time you hit the same time frame that I'm in. Or is it from? I've got no clue.

[impostersyndrome]

either way, the world not going to absolute shit is a good goal. kind of the most important thing I guess.
did yours?

[a2brutus]

It sure did. It sure fucking did, and I don't even really understand how. Granted, I've only been around for seven or so years, and not... the hundreds and thousands other androids have been.