001: un: A2

[a2brutus]

Since it seems to come up a lot, and since we got a bunch of new people recently, I'll make it clear to everyone.

Androids are not machines. Don't call us machines, and don't call us robots.

And since I have your attention still, there's a machine running around. Tall, male, red eyes and white hair. If he starts anything let me know so I can test how sharp my sword is. I promise I'll do it quietly. Or at least with no one else around.

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[siderocostal]

[Argh! Eve grunts at the added pressure, and that shove has him stumbling forward, which is fine??? He was going that way anyway!!!!

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE NEAR THIS DEFECTIVE, ANGRY ANDROID.

He rounds on her, rubbing at his face and neck to alleviate the build up of heat and pressure, but he doesn't make any move to get back at her, notably.

Being the only machine here is...bad.

Like, he knew this, but now it's definitely a Thing. Petulantly, he signs:]

Go to hell.

[HE'S READ THE BIBLE, HE KNOWS BAD PEOPLE GO THERE.]

[a2brutus]

Already there, but thanks for the offer.

[There's a good bit of satisfaction at seeing him stumble, and even more at the petulant signing.]

Remember, you're the only machine here, and if you get on my nerves I will end you. And then I'll camp your shitty body in the reset room and kill you every time you revive until you can't even remember you're a shitty machine.

[Very pointedly, she signs again.]

So don't. Test me.

[siderocostal]

[Eve: give me attention.

Also Eve: no, not like that...!

Now he goes from being a grumpy shitposting brat, to looking like a kicked puppy. Mostly because, well, the pointed reminder he's the only machine here doesn't hurt actually -- not until he thinks about Adam, that is.

Brother...]

Whatever. I'm not even scared of you.

The only one who can tell me what to do is my brother.

[ >:'( ]

[a2brutus]

[A2 wordlessly crosses her arms, and the look she gives can only be summed up in one word: Terrifying.

Go on, punk. Make her day.]

[siderocostal]

[She's not scary! She's not!!! She's too tiny to be anything resembling terrifying.

However, the threat of forgetting Adam is very real, so he.

Gives her the world's most impressive pout, turns around, and walks to the darkest part of the garage. Where he sits, because he's basically been put in time out???

All she should see is his red eyes staring at her like beady little headlights.

He is two hundred percent sulking.]

[a2brutus]

[Yeah. That's what she thought. Punk.

She'll turn and leave him there. Enjoy your time out you 500lb baby.]