un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[nishizono]

you'll make me ramen with poisoned eggs
i love it
you really know how to make someone feel loved

not that i know what that feels like but you know what
deal

[justbeingknife]

[ he didn't think this conversation could get weirder

he was wrong ]

You wanna feel loved?

[nishizono]

ew don't be disgusting
i'm just saying i don't have the frame of experience for it

[ don't make this weird don't be weird wow just n o ]

[justbeingknife]

You brought it up.

I was gonna suggest a pet.

[nishizono]

yeah i did but you didn't have to go in the direction you did
what would i do with a pet

[justbeingknife]

If ya get a dog or somethin', all you gotta do is take care of 'em. Then you're pretty much set; they'll follow ya around for life. All the adoration you'll ever need.

Anyway, what's so disgustin' about it? It ain't wrong to want someone to care about ya.

[nishizono]

i don't want a dog
i like dogs but they're too much love for me

do you ever wonder what it'd be like if you have someone to protect and then they just died on you

[justbeingknife]

I don't gotta wonder.

[nishizono]

oh
sorry

i don't have anyone like that

[justbeingknife]

It's... complicated. Can't say as how it's all good or bad.

But there's shit I can do for someone else that I ain't ever do for myself.

[nishizono]

why don't you love yourself, majima
why do you love others more than yourself

[justbeingknife]

[ wow don't ask him that ]

You sayin' you love yourself?

You live in a garage.

[nishizono]

it's a nice garage that's been blastproofed
and has its own bathroom

you live in a beer bar

[justbeingknife]

Alright I'm confused, 'cause that also makes it sound like my side's better.

I made my choices a long time ago, and I ain't have anyone I'd be leavin' behind. Same ain't true of everyone else.

[nishizono]

what's so great about beer?!
it's water with alcohol!

and nearly everyone i know is dead, so there's that

[justbeingknife]

More of a cocktail guy, huh?

[ don't front tetora, he saw how much u enjoyed that grasshopper ]

My list of acquaintances back home is gettin' pretty short, too. Maybe I'll tell ya about it sometime.

Ain't anywhere near as batshit nuts as bein' a clone, though.

[nishizono]

[ he literally can't get drunk, majima. ]

batshit nuts has a nice ring to it
i like it thank you
clones: batshit nuts insanity

did you have a girlfriend back home?

[justbeingknife]

[ u don't drink to get drunk tetora!!

...at least if you're classy ]

Sure, a couple. Not right before I came here, though.

[ Thank god for small favors, because that'd be one more thing to worry about. ]

[nishizono]

[ does he look classy to you, uncle jim ]

were you dating them both at the same time?
just curious

[justbeingknife]

[ ur right, time to throw this nephew where he belongs. in the trash ]

You said girlfriend, not datin' around.

[ so that was a no ]

Wait, why're you so interested all of a sudden?

[nishizono]

[ he's golden garbage, how dare you insult the dumpster ]

what do you do with girlfriends if you're not dating them???

[ ...wait for it ]

screw it never mind
NEVER MIND

there's a couple girls is all

[justbeingknife]

[ he knew it ]

So who're we talkin'?

filtered af

[nishizono]

nill and arya

i don't know what i'm doing

until noted otherwise B')

[justbeingknife]

That's
a pretty wide strike zone.

Also, I doubt if either of them are gonna appreciate if ya try and date both of 'em at once.

[nishizono]

are you busting my balls here
how do i choose

you know what you're doing, help me out