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ca$h hotdog🌭 ([personal profile] oorah) wrote in [community profile] quietplace2018-03-08 09:50 am

Hotdog's Inaugural Address (un:hotdog)

So I guess I'm the fucking mayor of this shithole now. Pretty funny for a guy who never voted in his life. I don't know whether to thank the assholes who voted for me or punch you all, but I always was better at punching than saying thank you so you can guess where I'm leaning.

I'm taking this to mean the Natives are washing their hands of us. They don't want to be responsible for what happens next, but they still want to reap the benefits if we manage to make progress with the Sound Eaters. I get why they're scared, but where I come from death is always permanent and patriots lose their lives every day so the people back home can be free. Even if we come back, that doesn't make our sacrifice mean less.

Alright, enough of that bullshit, I'm getting to a point. All of us are going to pool our resources and Soundproof the Communal Houses. I want as many done as possible before the new people get here. We're constructing a Prison too which needs to be fully soundproofed and tough enough to keep shitbags inside. If there's anyone or anything you're worried about coming here from your world, you can let us know HERE. Mike is putting together a book so we'll all be ready. If you want to help, drop off materials at the Clinic, which is always looking for volunteers. Stay tuned for us rehabbing the Hospital too. We need anyone who knows any fucking thing about medicine and repairing androids or whatever that shit is.

No one does anything alone, there need to be witnesses to everything that happens in this crater. If you go out to the Sound Eaters: Bring your device and record. We don't know if the memory loss from the Room is permanent, but it's better not to risk being wrong. We need all the information we can get on those things. I'm doing a trip when the new arrivals get here out to Monster Island. If you want in, let me know.

That's all for now. Hotdog, over and out.
[ threadjack to ur hearts content ]
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[personal profile] whists 2018-03-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You say you are building a prison, but what do you propose is a reasonable justice system? Do you intend to create laws as well?

[She's not against the ideas, per se, but she's never been on the other end of someone else being in charge before, except for when her mother was empress.]
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[personal profile] whists 2018-03-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If that is what is constituted as a punishable offense, more people would end up in prison than in the community.
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[personal profile] whists 2018-03-10 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for clarifying, I'd be worried that the new mayor would end up in prison on his first day. But that terror has been relieved. [If you're testy now, Mayor Hotdog, just wait. Leading blows.]

I take it that means your friend threatening to tear your building down might see the inside of the walls?
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[personal profile] whists 2018-03-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Leaders are always the first to blame, I wouldn't take it personally. Unless you do something.

I'd be happy to help with the prison in any way that's needed, then. I'd also like to join this little outing to Monster Island. [can't fight what you haven't seen in person and all.]
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[personal profile] whists 2018-03-12 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Emily Attano.

I could gather soundproofing materials, but I'd likely be better at security. [Says the empress with her own personal bodyguard, but whatever. She's been following in her father's footsteps for years now.] Thank you, I will. Don't mention it -
we're all in this together.