Hotdog's Inaugural Address (un:hotdog)

[oorah]

So I guess I'm the fucking mayor of this shithole now. Pretty funny for a guy who never voted in his life. I don't know whether to thank the assholes who voted for me or punch you all, but I always was better at punching than saying thank you so you can guess where I'm leaning.

I'm taking this to mean the Natives are washing their hands of us. They don't want to be responsible for what happens next, but they still want to reap the benefits if we manage to make progress with the Sound Eaters. I get why they're scared, but where I come from death is always permanent and patriots lose their lives every day so the people back home can be free. Even if we come back, that doesn't make our sacrifice mean less.

Alright, enough of that bullshit, I'm getting to a point. All of us are going to pool our resources and Soundproof the Communal Houses. I want as many done as possible before the new people get here. We're constructing a Prison too which needs to be fully soundproofed and tough enough to keep shitbags inside. If there's anyone or anything you're worried about coming here from your world, you can let us know HERE. Mike is putting together a book so we'll all be ready. If you want to help, drop off materials at the Clinic, which is always looking for volunteers. Stay tuned for us rehabbing the Hospital too. We need anyone who knows any fucking thing about medicine and repairing androids or whatever that shit is.

No one does anything alone, there need to be witnesses to everything that happens in this crater. If you go out to the Sound Eaters: Bring your device and record. We don't know if the memory loss from the Room is permanent, but it's better not to risk being wrong. We need all the information we can get on those things. I'm doing a trip when the new arrivals get here out to Monster Island. If you want in, let me know.

That's all for now. Hotdog, over and out. [ threadjack to ur hearts content ]

Comments

[oorah]

you did? [ he holds himself back from asking why? apparently people here really do look to him for guidance. he fucked up big this time, huh? ]

yeah. that's what i'm hoping. his best friend is airforce right? worth a shot.

[morphogenia]

Of course I did. I pay attention. For as long as I've been here you've tried your best to help and protect everyone. You didn't give up on doing that even after you suffered at the hands of a maniac. That's amazing. You know that, right? That's why I have complete faith in you as a leader and friend. It takes a special kind of person to take their pain and turn it into something good. That's who I want to represent me and my interests.

He is plus there's Captain America! Ugh I know it's wrong, but I really wish he were here. I bet he'd know what to say to make him stop. He always stands up for everyone too so I know he'd give you a chance too.

[oorah]

you're gonna make me cry, sweetheart. it's not all that, i'm just doing the best i can. the only way i know how.

even if he's an army boy it means something that he'd give a chance to a dumb jarhead like me.

[morphogenia]

Sorry! I don't want to make you cry. I just want you to understand why I picked you and why other people would too. It's not that we didn't know better. We just see things differently from you.

akjdlas okay, but be nice if you meet him! Don't call him an army boy!!! I want an autograph so badly. I bet if I made sad eyes while you pulled the 'Hey we both love America, right????' card I could score one.

But, seriously I really think he'd see it the way we do... unless it's an evil version of himself. Then we're all pretty screwed.

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[oorah]

when we get home we'll hit him up for an autograph just like that. okay?

i talked to tony and i think things are cool. no explosions anyway.

[morphogenia]

Yay! I promise you can call him army boy after that so if he gets offended we'll already have the autograph. *^*

Okay good. I'm still massively disappointed in his behavior, but I'm glad it didn't end with anyone getting hurt.

[oorah]

i like the way you think, sweetheart.

yeah, i get it. i think i'm to blame what with my shining reputation back home and all.

[morphogenia]

Thanks! But, okay I'm going to defend you on this one. We have the Purple Man here and I don't see him threatening to blow up his house.

No matter way you look at it he crossed a serious line. No one can guarantee the sound eaters wouldn't go crazy and murder all of us if we blow something up. He wanted to risk that just to say he doesn't approve of what you did back home? I don't either, but that doesn't mean I'd threaten to blow up a prison to make a point about it. No one's opinion is more than important than the lives of others.

[oorah]

no one here seems concerned about kilgrave at all and that's worried me from day one. if even one more guy half as bad as him comes in we could have a serious crisis. [ aka thanks for backing me up even though he asked you not to... ]

i'll keep an eye on him. since you know him better, you should too and let me know if you see anything alarming.

[morphogenia]

It really bothers me too. That's why I'm glad we have that book. My biggest fear (aside from the family stuff) is that any of our villains or those things that went after the other kids will show up and we'll have like some messed team up on our hands.

I'll take care of it! You can count on me. <3

[oorah]

i know i can, sweetheart. you haven't let me down yet.

keep the entries coming. think i should write one up about kingpin and the rest? [ the rest. it didn't feel like his place before now, daredevil isn't here. but frank has plenty of enemies too, especially with death off the table. ]

[morphogenia]

I won't if I can help it. BTW that's probably what you need to do. :( Sorry, but Lineage is kind of the only scummy weirdo New York crime guy I came across. I can't give a good description of guys like that.

I've got you covered for all the fantasy guys like Loki. Ugh I'm going to have to write about him too.
Stupid hipster viking. >(

[oorah]

okay i will. though if fisk comes here he owes me a rematch anyway.

he sounds annoying. i really don't like hipsters.

[morphogenia]

I'm not even a little surprised to hear that. I'm not a violent person, but I seriously look forward to you beating him up. Like a lot.

Oh trust me he was. Punching him the face was super satisfying.

[oorah]

what a violent comment from someone who doesn't like violence [ he's probably grinning. nerd. ]

[morphogenia]

Wow you can't call me out like that!! Super rude!!! I enjoy a healthy amount of violence for a person my size.

[oorah]

what is there some kind of ratio for that. 1% violence for every gram of muscle mass or something? [ that would explain a lot about this weirdo huh? ]

[morphogenia]

It would explain a lot about you and why Will is super sweet so let's go with it as a weirdo horror family.

[oorah]

[ oh my god kamala. ] ok sweetheart.
let's go with that.

[morphogenia]

Yay! But, okay I should probably let you get back to your bagillion jobs instead of blowing up your device all day.

Text me if anyone else threatens to blow something up, okay???? <3333

[oorah]

you got it sweetheart 👌