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ca$h hotdog🌭 ([personal profile] oorah) wrote in [community profile] quietplace2018-03-08 09:50 am

Hotdog's Inaugural Address (un:hotdog)

So I guess I'm the fucking mayor of this shithole now. Pretty funny for a guy who never voted in his life. I don't know whether to thank the assholes who voted for me or punch you all, but I always was better at punching than saying thank you so you can guess where I'm leaning.

I'm taking this to mean the Natives are washing their hands of us. They don't want to be responsible for what happens next, but they still want to reap the benefits if we manage to make progress with the Sound Eaters. I get why they're scared, but where I come from death is always permanent and patriots lose their lives every day so the people back home can be free. Even if we come back, that doesn't make our sacrifice mean less.

Alright, enough of that bullshit, I'm getting to a point. All of us are going to pool our resources and Soundproof the Communal Houses. I want as many done as possible before the new people get here. We're constructing a Prison too which needs to be fully soundproofed and tough enough to keep shitbags inside. If there's anyone or anything you're worried about coming here from your world, you can let us know HERE. Mike is putting together a book so we'll all be ready. If you want to help, drop off materials at the Clinic, which is always looking for volunteers. Stay tuned for us rehabbing the Hospital too. We need anyone who knows any fucking thing about medicine and repairing androids or whatever that shit is.

No one does anything alone, there need to be witnesses to everything that happens in this crater. If you go out to the Sound Eaters: Bring your device and record. We don't know if the memory loss from the Room is permanent, but it's better not to risk being wrong. We need all the information we can get on those things. I'm doing a trip when the new arrivals get here out to Monster Island. If you want in, let me know.

That's all for now. Hotdog, over and out.
[ threadjack to ur hearts content ]
gaits: & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety? (you had all day to plan ahead)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno it looked like you handled the natives advocate guy up there pretty well on your own
Your confidence in me is very much appreciated and inspiring though, thank you
gaits: "i wish i hadn't fucked you"? (what's a nice way of saying)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean did you honestly expect it to go any different
Having a superhuman registry actually is a sound idea
Can go side by side with Mike's bestiary

Still don't know what the deal is with Stark but I mean if he wants to waste his precious laser pointers on something stupid be my guest
gaits: would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us. (then even the devil himself)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Look I don't know about you but I'd want to know if there's anyone here who can bend metal or light me on fire with just a thought okay
gaits: and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday. (people our age are getting engaged)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's rounding up anyone
People here who aren't from our universe didn't even know who Kilgrave was and if Jess didn't make a public post about it they would've never known
A lot more people would've been under his control without knowing
All I'm saying is that people need to be informed in order to stay safe

We don't have to do it right now
It's something we can consider
I don't want anyone coming after any of them any more than you do


[ he's thinking about tetora as he types this. he'd rather kill himself for real than put that boy in danger again. ]
gaits: it isn't enough (however many condoms you have)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you stop trying to come at me like I'm picking a fight with you
I'm just saying it's something to consider alright

I don't know why you did
Maybe because you can't let them down even if you don't want to do it
Even if they believe in you
gaits: (we need to feng shui this bitch)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-08 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How are you feeling by the way
All of this stuff aside
Did you try it out with him yet?
gaits: but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus (not to be gross and awkward)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-09 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good enough
It's better if he just stays there forever
I'd rather we not have a repeat of last month you know
gaits: was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was (yeah the highlight of my day)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-03-09 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Like we don't already have enough to deal with.