Hotdog's Inaugural Address (un:hotdog)

[oorah]

So I guess I'm the fucking mayor of this shithole now. Pretty funny for a guy who never voted in his life. I don't know whether to thank the assholes who voted for me or punch you all, but I always was better at punching than saying thank you so you can guess where I'm leaning.

I'm taking this to mean the Natives are washing their hands of us. They don't want to be responsible for what happens next, but they still want to reap the benefits if we manage to make progress with the Sound Eaters. I get why they're scared, but where I come from death is always permanent and patriots lose their lives every day so the people back home can be free. Even if we come back, that doesn't make our sacrifice mean less.

Alright, enough of that bullshit, I'm getting to a point. All of us are going to pool our resources and Soundproof the Communal Houses. I want as many done as possible before the new people get here. We're constructing a Prison too which needs to be fully soundproofed and tough enough to keep shitbags inside. If there's anyone or anything you're worried about coming here from your world, you can let us know HERE. Mike is putting together a book so we'll all be ready. If you want to help, drop off materials at the Clinic, which is always looking for volunteers. Stay tuned for us rehabbing the Hospital too. We need anyone who knows any fucking thing about medicine and repairing androids or whatever that shit is.

No one does anything alone, there need to be witnesses to everything that happens in this crater. If you go out to the Sound Eaters: Bring your device and record. We don't know if the memory loss from the Room is permanent, but it's better not to risk being wrong. We need all the information we can get on those things. I'm doing a trip when the new arrivals get here out to Monster Island. If you want in, let me know.

That's all for now. Hotdog, over and out. [ threadjack to ur hearts content ]

Comments

[spalt]

You mock them for their fear.
While never having lived how they have.
Perhaps put yourself in their shoes.

But you’re telling everyone here to follow you.
To do as you say.
Your choices will effect everyone.

Maybe you should have made your first address to your ‘people’ more informative.
Told us who you are and why you deserve the position.

[oorah]

i've lived in fear every day of my life
that's what soldiers do
in the marine corps you don't ask why you just toe the line
i'm not expecting that
ask questions disagree
isn't that what fucking democracy is

private;

i've been with the natives since day one
learning their language
delivering their kids
don't tell me what i know about them.

[spalt]

That was your choice.
They’ve had none.

Where’s the room for disagreement?
You’ve made your list of demands.

not private;
And yet, you claim to know them so well, but because they aren’t exactly like you, you judge them harshly.
They’ll regret their decision to give you power.

[oorah]

do you have anything useful to say?
otherwise i'm moving on.

[spalt]

Just because you don’t want to listen
Doesn’t mean it’s not useful.

Do right by them or you’ll regret it.

[oorah]

you've still given me zero to go on
tell you what when you figure it out get in touch with micro and let him know what you want our office to do for you.

[ have ur people call my people u dick. also bye ]

[spalt]

Already passing your problems off.

not here

[oorah]

[ wow it's called d e l e g a t i o n ]