un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

[353]

[ Bro it up??? ] So what? I don't care what people think.

[ Now he knows he's talking to Richie... ]

Did Eddie tell you about me?

[beeped]

mad respect there, it'd be really lame if you did
it's so jocky and preppy

eds tells me a lot of stuff
who are you?

[353]

Dude. I'm the kid with your face.

Or you're the kid with my face?

[ whodafuq knows? ]

[beeped]

auuuughhhhh jesus fuck this is weird
i was hoping eds was just joshing on me
never actually thought there'd be two sorry fucks with my face
if it was my face first i apologize


but you don't ACTUALLY look entirely like me right
just more like a passing resemblance

no worries!

[353]

Do you get people calling you frogface too?

I've seen a picture of you. We look like twins.

Eddie said we might have the same freckles but he can't know that for sure. I have SO many.

[beeped]

my bullies aren't so creative
they're really good at breaking glasses though, do you get that a lot?

i feel like i'd have to see this to believe it
we need a clipboard, magnifying glass, tape measure
it's important to know just how twinsy we are

for good wholesome reasons

[353]

I don't need glasses. So that's one big difference I guess. And our personalities too. [ Apparently. ]

I have none of those things... do you?

We can still meet up anyway though. [ Because seeing a photograph is different to seeing the real deal - he needs to see this too. ]

[beeped]

this is fucking bullshit
why do i have to suffer and you don't?

no
i don't even know where to start
i guess we can use shoelaces instead

i think that's necessary mr president

[He has to See to Believe.]

[353]

Are having glasses that bad? [ Only someone with decent eyesight would say something so insulting. ]

You don't have to do call me that. [ Except please do because he secretly digs it. ]

D: this got lost in my inbox!!!

[beeped]

imagine being able to only see fuzzy outlines if you don't have them and every time some asshole breaks them you get in trouble for it

i'm gonna though so you'll just have to deal with it

no worries!

[353]

Why would you get in trouble for someone breaking your glasses? That's dumb.

[beeped]

ha ha ha
it is dumb but that's just how it is
i get in trouble for everything