un: jjones

[underachievement]

[ backdated to february 28th ]

As of February 24th (or corresponding day #), Kevin Thompson aka "Kilgrave"*** has been placed under house arrest for a period of 30 days for criminal offenses against fellow residents. A rotating guard of locals (immune) will be monitoring the premises and enforcing his arrest, and supervising him in the event that they allow him to leave IE sound eater bullshit. He is not to verbally engage anyone under the age of 17.

[ insert here a mugshot-style pic of ]
KEVIN THOMPSON
aka "KILGRAVE"
aka "PURPLEMAN"

Violating either condition of his arrest will result in longterm incarceration. I do have the authority to do that. Just not the hole for him to rot in, so.

PATROL ANNOUNCEMENT: Since death stacks up to a slap on the wrist here, I'm throwing together a prison. Contributions aren't exclusive to patrolpeople: Any scavenged soundproofing materials or security tech can be dropped off at the clinic. If you're more interested in heavy lifting, contact patrol privately for location details.

***[ content warnings for original post apply: mentions of violence, substance abuse, child abuse/neglect, sexual assault, murder, annoying bold text ]

Comments

un: purpleman

[kiljoy]

[Thanks, Jess, he loves you too.]

"Criminal offences", right. Of course Jessica neglects to mention that she has now committed murder twice over. I don't see anyone arresting her for that. Any takers?

[underachievement]

Same question. I'll be at the clinic. [ COMMENTS DISABLED. COME AT HER LIKE A WOMAN. ]

un:hotdog;; private

[oorah]

killing a dickbag like you's not murder. that's like scraping shit off your shoe.

[kiljoy]

[HE CAN'T BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY PUT HIM UNDER HOUSE ARREST.]

response not private, open to the entire network

[kiljoy]

Nice. Got a private message from Frank very much in favour of murder. And this man wants to be community leader.

:)

[oorah]

very much in favor of murdering dickbags, if you're gonna quote me don't paraphrase. dickbag

[kiljoy]

Glass houses, mate.

retroactive username scrub;; still public just with username EATDICKS

[oorah]

call me mate one more time i'll teach you what glass tastes like

[kiljoy]

And now threatening a fellow resident. Is that why you're covering your tracks there, "hotdog"?

[oorah]

no tracks to be covered, killdick. when i get a hold of you for real they'll all be cheering my name.

super encrypto private

[gaits]

Can you stop letting him bait you for two seconds and think about what you're doing

super encrypto private

[oorah]

this assbag gets HOUSE ARREST? for what he did to us? for what he did to JESS? fucking waited on hand and foot. are you fucking kidding me? and i'm supposed to just let him discredit her? there's no fucking way.

[kiljoy]

You and a baying mob? Sounds like exactly what this town doesn't need. I agreed to these ridiculous terms because Jessica and I made a deal and that deal includes leaving me the hell alone. For Jessica's sake if not mine, I'd ask that you respect that.

[oorah]

are you threatening her right now, you piece of shit?

[kiljoy]

No. Absolutely not. I'm saying that if you care about Jessica, respect her wishes for once. I want peace. Always have. So here we are.

[oorah]

for your sake and the sake of your face if you value it: let's hope you hold up your end of the bargain. [ he's hoping, nay, counting on the alternative. ]

super encrypto private

[gaits]

She doesn't need you to defend her credibility
If the people here believe the shit he's saying right now even without him getting in their heads then that's their problem
But not everyone here is that stupid, people know what he's done what he's capable of
He's just spouting bullshit because he can't do anything else.

Stop giving him what he wants and feeding him drama
We'll think of something else.
He'll get what he deserves

super encrypto private

[oorah]

you're damn straight he will
i'll make sure of it

[kiljoy]

I will if you uphold yours.

[Two-way street, mate. He didn't agree to this for Jessica's sake. He did it to protect himself.]

super threw her device into a fucking ditch for the day bc you're all assholes

[underachievement]

also private, un: micro

[gaits]

I might be able to rig a camera system for the prison if you're alright with that

un: fcpresident

[353]

I vote you move him to fight club headquarters and let members beat the crap out of him for 30 days instead.

[ #nothelping #minifrank ]

this is the proudest moment of his life

[oorah]

private; un;5by5

[rockypath]

Sounds like a bunch a crickets to me... no one cares about your bullshit right now.

private

[kiljoy]

Not the impression I'm getting. How are you?