un: md

[swill]

yes there is a clinic and yes there are drugs and there's alcohol too to boot if that's your poison.

Or satisfy your cravings by munching on bad thoughts like the cute little critters down there and be forever fawned over and adored. I don't care.

What I need to know is who keeps the inventory sheets for the hospital. If I could get an answer pronto that'd be all the better for me. But why do I feel as if the answer will be "not me, are you volunteering?"

Coffee would be welcome but don't everybody rush in here all at once

I need names of trained medical professionals if there are any others and if you don't want to paint a target on your back you can stop by the Charles Nicolle and show me your badge in person. I don't bite and I couldn't hurt a fly if I tried.

Who can get these machines into a room where the pleasant whirring and beeping of faulty equipment won't cause trouble?
Who can bring one of those rooms into the hospital proper?
and who's bringing an orchard for the front desk?
this place is so dreary it's a breeding ground for depression and that's rubbing me the wrong way

If you didn't catch any of that: hi I'm Hawkeye. I happen to think hospitals can be useful if they're put to use and I could really use some coffee right now.

ALso if anyone was promised an extra canner to help alleviate your shifts, I'm sorry your hopes were lifted like that. you were lied to. some people really are shameless.


[Feel​ free to catch the man in the CNH itself any day, basically. He's got a pet project for himself in taking stock (bo-ring), tidying up (useless but okay), and uh-- falling asleep in uncomfortable office chairs when it gets a little too late. Maybe. Look, he's very serious about wasting away in this newfound little heaven of his. Want to plot? HMU @ fourboars at plurk!]

Comments

[nishizono]

you realize you're inviting the druggies to volunteer and miscount, yes? that's what i'd do.

why are you named hawkeye

[swill]

oh Good it'll be just like home.

[C'mon, man, he's got this.]

I'm named after the character in The Last of the Mohicans. my dad loved that book so much it's the only one he ever read.

So does this mean you're volunteering?

un:hotdog

[oorah]

i have coffee [ if you wanna have drinks with this dickhole again ]

[swill]

My hero

[And then he remembers other people can see this and-- and well, there goes that joke.

On the other hand] Meet me in my office in ten?

un: dameron

[gotyourselfapilot]

A medical area of any kind would be useful. I could help you with moving the machines or even cleaning areas I know you didn't list that but I'm sure it's needed. While I'm here my job assisgnment is a cleaner. You're going to have to soundproof the rooms pretty good with any loud equipment.

[swill]

[Spoiler alert, dameron: the doctor has no fucking clue just how loud any of the machines are/will be/should be.

He has literally never seen them before (he's seen their predecessors at best), and that shit is crazy and should never, ever be brought up. Fuck. Okay. Derailed train of thought. Back to the current.]

Well I need somewhere to move them to before we do any big moving but I've got you jotted down as "Some Guy Who can Move Things" so I don't lose you.

Have you been in this hospital lately? It's a mess and I'm not leaving until it's a productive kind of mess. I'm glad nobody I know is here to see me say that. There's some floors with heavy damage.

un: micro | super encrypto private bc he's a paranoid asshole

[gaits]

There's at least two nurses here but if you're looking for qualifications, probably just one

[ he's... pretty sure akira is underage and probably isn't a certified nurse?? but whatever. ]

This town partially operates on a finders keepers every man for himself kind of mentality so I think you'd be the first one to do inventory
I can help you with that if you want
And soundproofing wherever you need it

show off

[swill]

I can't understand the line of questioning there or why I keep getting it. of course I'm looking for qualifications. Let me know just how far a heart of gold and good intent gets you when the heat's on.

Not to be confused with the fact that I am going to take any and all help I can get so consider yourself drafted.

And thank​ you.

un: A2

[a2brutus]

Androids like myself can do heavy lifting no problem. Can't help you with the other stuff.

[swill]

[Androids again. By the third time he reads it, he might just accept it.]

You'll help plenty. This place isn't a dump but that's only because the reception is pretty get further back into it and it looks like it never even finished being built. There's scrap everywhere

un: CallingIt

[flyguy]

Oh my stars and stripes. Either you're military or that's an hell of a Napoleon complex.

Let's talk business. Are you setting up a surgical unit?

[swill]

[That sinking feeling in his stomach--

please somebody just shoot him.]

Because we're in France. Funny​.

It looks like I could and I've yet to see why I shouldn't. Why?

un: 5by5

[rockypath]

I went through the hospital a month back with a friend and picked up some things that I thought would be useful for basic first aid or whatever might happen around town. That place has been pretty picked over even before I got there, so you're gonna have your work cut out for you.

I've got some medications, antibiotics, etc. Also a defibrillator. If you're trying to get the place back up and running. I could bring all that shit back? I'm no doctor, just no basic shit from patching myself back together.

[swill]

A good rule of thumb is to count what you have and not what you don't. I'm almost certain there's a little saying about it. if you have it and you'll use it and you'll know how to use it then there's no point in you not having it.

I'm really not trying to limit access to things here. At least Not yet and not if there isn't a real need for it

you know how to work a defibrillator?

[He's getting the "cold chill" kind of sensation that accompanies the idea of-- futurism, and being effectively obsolete. Defibrillators aren't first aid, not by a long shot.]

un: liaison.laurel

[clarius]

I can help with inventory. Back on the Lornful Light, on my jobs as liaison was reviewing and recording the accounts of our inventory, supplies, requests, and such.

I can also volunteer to get some flowers too.

[swill]

youre hired

do you need a letterhead to turn back to the Lornful Light? I can scribble one right up for you. Who do I make this and the upcoming heartfelt Thank You note out to?

You could bring in weeds in a plastic cup and call it a brightening arrangement and I'd be forever yours

un: supergirl

[iisupergirlii]

Hi, I'm Supergirl! I'm definitely NOT a doctor, but I can x-ray people with my eyes, and it's quiet! If that can be of any help to you!

Also if you just need some heavy lifting around the hospital, I'm your girl. ;)

[swill]

[Christ, please help him.]

Correct me if I'm wrong but you just wrote to me (second sentence, second statement of said sentence) to say that you can x ray people with your eyes.

[It's almost... kind of fun. To want to be going crazy, for a change. Cathartic.]

un: detjoda

[axecop]

You might get some of the natives pushing back on you, but I think this is an excellent idea.

Detective Joseph Oda. I'm not a medical professional, Mr. (Dr.?) Hawkeye, but please let me know if I can be of any assistance.

[swill]

Please just call me Hawkeye. Mr. Dr. Hawkeye was my father.

I haven't worked much with detectives and that is to sayI have never really worked with a detective. the big city homicides were never my thing. What do the natives have you doing to earn your keep here? It doesn't matter what you answer because of course you'll be of assistance but now I'm curious.

un: klapbak

[clussy]

im not trained but im trying to learn more.
and i dont know anything about an inventory already existing but i can help if you need it. i know a lot of names of a lot of the drugs used in hospitals. i've been exploring the hospital a lot too in general lately.

(Granted....He might butcher the spelling.)

i also work at the greenhouse and can bring some plants over 😊 maybe even some of the medicinal ones for a small garden for resources?

[swill]

[It's a kid, or at least so says the picture and if he can't trust the pictures on these things then Hawkeye figures he's as good as screwed. It's a kid. It's a kid. And that's just-- overshadowing everything else, though his stomach threatens to flip in concern over something or everything anyway. He can't even look at the dumb smiling little picture on the message without wanting to just

shut the device off. Can he do that? And maybe make it look like he never received the message. Telegrams go missing all the time. Letters always get lost in the mail. Things just... get lost, now and then.

That life. Tough shi--]

what medicinal plants?

[Because he doesn't have anything but the most esteemed, respectable, professional opinion on marijuana, really.]

un: purpleman, private

[kiljoy]

Well, thanks for the introduction. So are you putting yourself in charge of the hospital now?

[Here's a development he missed while he was out for the count. But he has a vested interest in knowing what's going on there, and not only as a potential patient.]

[swill]

can you believe it after all that whining nobody has offered to take the reins

[If you hear some creaking across the land of Reims- that's him rolling his eyes.]

Believe me when I say I wish it werent so.

un:singsenochian

[darksmokerising]

Heya, Hawkeye. My name is Merlan O'Keefe.

If you need a hand, I'm a quick learner and I've been elbow deep in things probably no human should ever be in. I do have a few degrees under my belt, but none are applicable to medicine save, perhaps the doctorate in forensic psychology - that at least is mental health related, for the most part. Mechanical engineering might come in handy with the machines. I can also help with soundproofing.

I do have fairly basic training in First-Aid and I figure we're all kinda stuck here, so, I'm packing as much learning from anyone willing to give it. I know a few healing spells as well as a few others that might come in hand.

...I could really use some coffee, too. Desperately. Insomnia and I are very, very old friends.

[swill]

[How is he supposed to read her name? Sing-song-o-chan. He's doing that thing where he's trying to mouth the word to get a good feel for it (fat lot of good that'll do anyone) before he pitifully gives up and okay

what have we got here? Forensic psychol--

uh-huh.]

You know something you're already my favorite but dont tell the others.

so in lieu of reckless caffeine intake how about I suggest a more pleasant alternative to sleepless nights?