un: nishizono

[nishizono]

the other guy covered this already but i figure, what can it hurt to ask again? where can i can drugs here. anxiety meds, specifically. no, i don't have anxiety, but i can exhibit similar symptoms from time to time. this is life-threatening, i assure you.

second, because i don't think i can get away with just putting up a "don't fuck with me" attitude when touchy-feelies might actually save lives: i'm a touch-based telepath. yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. no, i can't just shut it off. yes, i won't touch you without permission. no, don't touch me unless i touch you first.

jesus motherfucker this is more words than i've written in years. hi, i'm tetora. i like pizza.

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un: johnpsmith

[criticality]

[ Sand walking jesus, that is a lot to take in. Too intense for him! ]

Pizza is good. I like it when it comes on buns.

oh my god vash

[nishizono]

[ his canon knows no chill, sorry. ]

the fuck kinda pizza comes in buns???????

the biggest dweebazoid

[criticality]

The good kind! They're small and hand sized which means their delicious flavour is maximized by its single serving diameter! So much punch for so little chewing!

It's upsetting you've never had it!

[ Yeah, they're having fun. ]

[nishizono]

that's not a pizza that's

i don't know

a meat loaf or something

THAT'S NOT PIZZA

[ THIS IS A DISASTER ]

[criticality]

I'm not sure what a meat loaf is but bread and meat is never a bad thing!

I'll make you a pizza bun sometime. And I'll be sure not to even come in your personal bubble. Scout's honour.

[nishizono]

meat loaves are fucking disgusting, i don't trust you.

thanks for being considerate though. i think.

[criticality]

But we were getting along so well!

[ Vash's standards for 'getting along' is abysmally low, lbr. ]

You're welcome! The world is full of opportunity and unexplored experiences. We gotta live life to the fullest. And it all begins with pizza buns!

[nishizono]

you have really low standards, mister. that can't be good for you.

[ he's just gonna call on that, yep. ]

no pizza buns. just pizza.

[criticality]

[ Someone's gotta. ]

Everyone deserves a chance and an open heart! It's how we'll all achieve peace and harmony, right?? We can't do that if we start out doubting each other!

[ Vash, please. ]

Ahh.. how sad. But if that's really what you want...

[nishizono]

you're like a hippie leaflet what the fuck, yeah sure. why not. love and peace and all that, that's just great for everybody.

what's your name again? because i kinda wanna just call you something else entirely. like... meat loaf.

me: listening to bat out of hell as i write this

[criticality]

what
what's a hippie?

And yeah! Love and Peace. The strongest forces in the world!

Vash the Stampede. Please to meet you.

[ Yeaaah, he doesn't realize he needs to drop the 'the Stampede' bit yet. ]

And it'd feel a little disingenuous to go by Meat Loaf when I haven't ever had any! And it's not my name.

i am so amused

[nishizono]

what kinda name is vash the stampede
look it's too late, you're meat loaf from now on
you can't change it
too bad for you

a hippie is... man it's like
someone who says love and peace the way you do

[criticality]

A name to represent the most dastardly and handsome gunslinger on all of my planet!
That's not fair! Or very diplomatic!
A man's name is all he's got you know???

Oh. Then I guess I am one!

[nishizono]

did you just call yourself dastardly and handsome
because i bet you're neither

...so hey, meat loaf the hippie
that's your new name
given to you, by me, as decided by me

[criticality]

Wow, rude!
This face has never failed to get me out of trouble before.
I must be doing something right.

[ lol ]

...
je ne peux pas le croire!!
Getting bullied at this age.
What am I going to do...
But I guess I've been called worse so, maybe it can be a good thing...

[ If he even talking to him anymore?? Who knows. ]

[nishizono]

dude are you okay
you sound like you're losing it bit by bit

what's that french bit say, though?
just how old are you?
are you still even talking to me???
hello??????

[criticality]

Yes!
Still here! Front and centre!

The French says "do on to others and you'll get in to Heaven"! Or however that goes.

[ It does not say that. ]

Huh? How old am I?
Handsomeness this great does not age!
How old are you??
Maybe you were born before the invention of pizza buns. That explains everything!
This is a crisis. We need to be concerned, Tetora!

[nishizono]

[ yeah somehow he doubts that translation, buddy. it sounds way off. ]

i'm
i'm nineteen

i can't believe i'm saying this but
you're a lot to take in

[criticality]

[ Aww, he's a baby. But he has enough self-preservation to know not to type that. ]

Ahh, I've heard that a lot.
At least I don't have my clothes. That usually gets me more funny looks than anything.

[ doubt.jpg ]

[nishizono]

[ who the heck are you calling a baby?!?!?!?! ]

what kinda clothes do you wear anyway?
do you do like, a frock and a silly hat type of outfit???

[criticality]

No nothing like that!
It's a red duster, i guess.
my glasses are kind of unique too

[ He isn't even going to mention all that leather armour either. Guys, gotta keep some mysteries. ]

[nishizono]

[ when you're all of a giant mystery, the clothes come along with the territory, yeah? ]

a red duster
like a giant red trench with flowers on the border???
like a hippie coat?

[criticality]

no... it had
rounds of ammunition built in to it, actually.
I would have liked flowers more

[nishizono]

[ oh ooh ]

that's so much cooler though
it's like a walking ammo box in your jacket

[criticality]

[ He is extremely grateful that the more awkward questions were not asked. ]

yeah, that was the idea
it was a much better design. I'm glad my doctor thought of it.

[ Weird thing to say but YOU KNOW. ]