un: nishizono

[nishizono]

the other guy covered this already but i figure, what can it hurt to ask again? where can i can drugs here. anxiety meds, specifically. no, i don't have anxiety, but i can exhibit similar symptoms from time to time. this is life-threatening, i assure you.

second, because i don't think i can get away with just putting up a "don't fuck with me" attitude when touchy-feelies might actually save lives: i'm a touch-based telepath. yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. no, i can't just shut it off. yes, i won't touch you without permission. no, don't touch me unless i touch you first.

jesus motherfucker this is more words than i've written in years. hi, i'm tetora. i like pizza.

Comments

[nishizono]

to kill something is to recognize that things have a life. is that basic to a species or should that count for something more?

[ it's an important distinction, especially since it's not one tetora and his ilk have been afforded by their makers. ]

[lilithsoul]

Sentience is not bound to being human, if that is what you are asking. And sentience is needed for there to be ethical weight. We don't hold a tiger accountable for eating what it must to survive.

jjones

[underachievement]

If you're going the hospital, start at the top floor and work your way down.
1st floors pretty picked over.

un: klapbak

[clussy]

anxiety meds?

(Did you mean the one medicine that Eddie Kaspbrak should probably be on???)

[justbeingknife]

[ There was no big hair, you had the wrong yakuza. Maybe you meant this guy. Or these guys. ]

Works for me.

You can attack me outside the garage if you want. Just don't get anyone else involved.

[ They'd probably hassle him about how it was wrong, like 'oohhh majima, stop doing things that might get you killed', and 'majima where the fuck did you get that baseball bat', and 'majima-san have you been beating people up again'. UGH ]

un: lucas

[scarecrowed]

what is pizza?

[ is this not the saddest comment you've ever read? ]

[beyourzoomer]

I like burgers, too, but pizza is pizza.

un: johnpsmith

[criticality]

[ Sand walking jesus, that is a lot to take in. Too intense for him! ]

Pizza is good. I like it when it comes on buns.

[nishizono]

useful info. could’ve used that sooner too.

is the first floor pharm cleaned out?

eddie no

[nishizono]

they’re good for more than just nervous breakdowns, yeah.

[ tetora in any universe will always endorse responsible drug use. do as he preaches, et cetera. ]

[nishizono]

oh no

noooooo

this is a tragedy

you’ve never heard of pizza before?!?

oh my god vash

[nishizono]

[ his canon knows no chill, sorry. ]

the fuck kinda pizza comes in buns???????

[nishizono]

you can even go chicago style with deep dish pizza, or east coast with the thin crust shit

pizza is so good

the biggest dweebazoid

[criticality]

The good kind! They're small and hand sized which means their delicious flavour is maximized by its single serving diameter! So much punch for so little chewing!

It's upsetting you've never had it!

[ Yeah, they're having fun. ]

[nishizono]

[ sign language it is, then. tetora hooks a finger in the air, while holding a fist under said hooked finger; why? in a place where fighting is in itself a racket, what was the point behind it? violence is what it is, and sometimes it's a random, senseless thing with the worst timing, but tetora doubts it'd be anything so simple with a man so... brusque.

he repeats the gesture with more insistence when he doesn't get a reply, going as far as to pinch hotdog's sleeve. ]

[nishizono]

that's not a pizza that's

i don't know

a meat loaf or something

THAT'S NOT PIZZA

[ THIS IS A DISASTER ]

[nishizono]

but we can hold a man accountable for murdering fellow man.

it's a pretty compelling argument.

[nishizono]

[ the only hassling tetora's ever prone to doing is the kind that doesn't necessitate the use of words, so. nyeh. ]

just you, no holds barred? because i might surprise you.

[justbeingknife]

Unless you're holding out on me 'bout something, it should be fine.

[ Look this is the guy that invented the Majima Everywhere system, he was fine having dudes come at him ]

Why your heart?

[nishizono]

you mean other than the fact that i was fed a steady diet of drugs from childhood that a million years of rehab won't work on me?

because that's about the gist of things i have hiding under my skull, man.

[ just... you know. in summary. because some things are just too much information, full stop. ]

[justbeingknife]

The fuck?

Yeah, then I'd say we're good. What the hell happened to you, anyway? Sounds like some kinda shady-ass medical experiments.

[nishizono]

got it in one.

[ he'd make the finger gun thing, but that seems a little too flippant for this kind of conversation. have the pg backstory, mister yakuza. ]

i was in the juvenile system back home, got bounced around a few times. it wasn't great.

gave me superpowers though. how's that for an origin story, hah.

[justbeingknife]

I've seen a lotta kids go through that system. There's always crazy rumors and conspiracy theories floatin' around, but I can't say I ever saw any of 'em come out the other side with anything other than permanent psychological damage.

Explains a lot, though. Don't develop a love affair with sharp, pointy things if ya grew up with a normal family.

[ This... also went for Majima, whose canon backstory was vague but probably not very comfortable. ]

[nishizono]

[ shitty childhoods unite!!! wait no. ]

don't hold your breath, i'm not an exception to the stats. if anything, i'm probably firmly in the "yep, poster child" part of the venn diagram. something like that.

pointy things don't fuck you over by being nice to you. they're reliably terrible.

[oorah]

[ JAYSUS why can't anyone leave him be. he does ignore the motion, not even catching up to what tetora is asking until a moment later anyway. the pinch to his sleeve gets an annoyed flare of his nostrils and he turns in the sandpath, effectively stopping their forward progress. the force with which he yanks the device out of his pocket is palpable, a whoosh through the air the younger of the two will feel on his skin. frank castle has had enough, apparently even he has a breaking point. ]

i get hit a lot. that's the hazards of being a douchebag in this place. can we go get your shit now?