un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[lilithsoul]

I am unconcerned with the variety, so if you have a preference, please let me know and use that. Though, if there are penguins, that would feel somewhat nostalgic.

[justbeingknife]

Come again? Penguins?

You partial to 'em?

[lilithsoul]

The Major had a fresh water penguin in her home. Very intelligent. It would be nostalgic.

[justbeingknife]

That's... alright. Sure. I'll try and find a penguin pattern for ya.

I'll come by once I find somethin'.

[lilithsoul]

It does not need to be that, but thank you. I will see you when you find one, or before.