un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

un: nameless

[historyrabbit]

...What's wrong with the chicken?

[justbeingknife]

What? Nothin'. She just went missing, is all.

[historyrabbit]

Then why aren't we to engage? Or is it likely to attack those that try to catch it.

[justbeingknife]

Mostly I just don't want her gettin' spooked and knocking shit over. One-way trip to the Reset Room, y'know?

[historyrabbit]

...True. I didn't think of that. But think it would allow for some herding at least to a safer area?

[justbeingknife]

Maybe. She's supposed to be a pretty level-headed chicken.... whatever that means.