un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[culver]

is she dangerous?

[justbeingknife]

Compared to a Sound Eater, no.

But chickens have pretty sharp beaks. And they got talons. Y'ever seen the feet on one of 'em?

[culver]

no
i've never seen a chicken
but i have seen other birds

[justbeingknife]

Oh. Right. Okay.

[ wh y though ]

Chickens're birds with round bodies and small heads. Can't really fly, at least not for long, and they're maybe as tall as a cat. Hens ain't so bad, but roosters are loud as hell.

[culver]

[she has led a sheltered life ok]

they sound cute
i will look out for yours
it was nice of someone to give her to you

[justbeingknife]

Yeah. You can come by and visit her sometime if ya want.

Y'know, assumin' I find her.

[culver]

i'd like that
i'm sure she will turn up

[justbeingknife]

Thanks, Nill. Me, too.

Even got Tetora to promise not to try and eat her.

[culver]

he wouldn't have!
would he?

[justbeingknife]

Dude likes his chicken wings, what can I say?

...course, he also thinks chicken eggs're poisonous, so again. What can I say.

[culver]

why would he think that?

[justbeingknife]

Dunno. Maybe 'cause he started getting into it, lately? Poison, I mean.

Tried to get him to explain himself, but I guess he got too excited.

[culver]

maybe i will ask him about it sometime
when he is calmer

[justbeingknife]

Than normal, ya mean? Or is he worked up about somethin'?

[culver]

when he isn't so excited
about poison

[justbeingknife]

If ya ever do find out... nah, maybe I don't wanna know.

Good luck, though.