un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[justbeingknife]

[ eheheheheheh ]

Not sure, but when I found out, coulda knocked me over with a feather.

You seen her around? Medium size, orange feathers.

[ebonyengine]

[hehehehehe]

I wish I could say I have, but alas, no such cluck.

However, I will keep an eye out for her.

[justbeingknife]

[ someone stab these dudes, they clearly didn't deserve to live. ]

Right, okay. Her name's Stella.

Little worried someone's gonna try and eat her. But right now, all I can offer's a poultry reward.

[ ............was he genuinely concerned or just making terrible chicken jokes.

why not both ]

[ebonyengine]

[ok but who's going to try to stab them?]

No rewards necessary. Think of it as a favor to a friend.

If she's been eaten, there isn't much we can do, but if someone has her cooped up, we'll find a way to liberate her.

[justbeingknife]

[ idk we need a hero ]

Yeah. Too bad I ain't have a clue how chickens think, or feather or not she'd even stick around here.

If you were a hen, where'd you head first?

[ebonyengine]

[Chickens are simple creatures, by all accounts.]

Wherever the food is. Chickens seem to always be peckish.

[justbeingknife]

In other words, the greenhouse should be my first stop.

Thanks for the wingtip.