un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[justbeingknife]

The chicken? Hell, it just got loose -- seems kinda wrong to just give up on her like that.

[possidetur]

Perhaps. Though if the Sound Eaters are as deadly as we're told it may be sensible to believe so.

[justbeingknife]

They're pretty goddamn deadly.

But even if they did get her... I better find her and pick her up.

...assumin' she's a chicken from this world.

[ This conversation...... ]

[possidetur]

( vanessa is here to provide the morbid shit )

And if she is not? There have been items brought from our own worlds.

[justbeingknife]

Then I better check the Reset Room.

[ Imagine that... resetting a chicken. Poor Stella. ]

[possidetur]

That's possible?

[justbeingknife]

Hey, don't look at me. Maybe she'd count.

Only one way to find out.

[possidetur]

Why were you given a chicken?

[justbeingknife]

I could ask the same 'bout all the other stuff I got.

Dunno. Maybe someone out there likes me. Got a pitching machine and my old bat, so I think we both know how I'm spendin' the next rainy day.

[possidetur]

( sadly only majima knows how he's spending the rainy day. vanessa is from a few years before they were invented )

What does it do?

[justbeingknife]

What? Oh.

You heard of baseball, right? It's basically a machine that throws pitches to ya so you can hit 'em back.

Used to do it all the time back home.

[possidetur]

I'm familiar with baseball.

( she's heard of it but has never seen it played )

You must be glad to have it here.

[justbeingknife]

Understatement of the year.

I'm gonna hit the hell outta those balls!

[possidetur]

Perhaps you would allow me the indulgence of watching?

[justbeingknife]

Sure. Want me to scare up an extra bat for ya?