un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

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[justbeingknife]

You're in luck. I had wine already, but I got tea and sodas and some other stuff in this month.

You want coffee, though, I'd check with this kid Akira who runs the clinic. Used to be a barista.

[ he did have doritos, he was a menace ]

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[isherarmor]

[PERFECT. I mean, they're odd and kind of terrible and they turn your fingers colors but also they are great??]

I know what that is! :-) ☕☕I'm not very good at it, so it's best left to someone else, but how good it is to know that I might find coffee here. I should probably visit the clinic for practical reasons now that I think on it.

How lucky for the both of us, and for anyone else that has a taste for such things. Soda! I couldn't remember the name of the little cans. What colors do you have?

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[isherarmor]

How presumptuous of me. You don't have to look, I can come see for myself.

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[justbeingknife]

...colors? Ya mean flavors?

But sure. I ain't in right now, but drop by this afternoon and I should be there.

[ And in fact, he'd be behind the counter later that very day, sorting some of the sodas and snacks he'd found on his porch. ]

Don't even know what some of this stuff is. Got some shrimp chips, though.

[isherarmor]

I did mean flavors, but I can't describe them. I don't know the names, though one was from a mountain? The brightest colored ones were something else entirely, in fancy glasses with little paper parasols in them. Those were full of spirits. I do remember one of those - a yellow one that tasted of lemons.

[And she's no sooner inside than she's already smiling - reminded of her first night in the world of Clock, and her many times spent ensconced in similar places in other worlds, even if only to sit and listen to the people around her - to watch them and feel less alone. Shes not sure she has anything but fond memories (a little jumbled they may be) of bars - and it shows in her manner and gait as she approaches. But she's unsure if it's soundproofed, so:]

Shrimp chips?

[justbeingknife]

[ Majima produced a brightly-colored pink and yellow bag. ]

Shrimp Chips. They're a goddamn menace, though. Once you get a taste for 'em, they're gone.

[ He smiled, then turned to fetch something from the fridge. ]

'fraid I'm fresh outta cocktail parasols. But now that ya mention it, I think I know at least one of the drinks you're talkin' about.

[ Majima placed a can of Mountain Dew on the counter. ]

You're talkin' about this, right? Never tried it myself, but it's one of them fizzy soda drinks.