un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

[girlmeetsflaws]

Well okay,just don't get too cocky.

[justbeingknife]

I'll keep in mind.

Seriously, though -- she's a Golden Comet, whatever that means. Supposed to be kinda orangey brown. I'm hoping to grab her before anyone starts thinkin' about buffalo wings.

[girlmeetsflaws]

i love buffalo wings!

not that i would turn your chicken into one. she sounds pretty, though. we don't have a lot of chickens where i come from. Well...not outside of plastic wrap.

i will definitely look out for her.

[justbeingknife]

Hey, thanks.

Never really thought about it, but it makes sense there're different types of chickens. Always just thought they'd have white feathers like in the pictures. Kinda like how cows're supposed to be black and white.

[ The More You Know (TM). ]

[girlmeetsflaws]

i mean, i'm no chicken expert but yeah, i used to think they were all pretty much white.

don't know much about cows either. i live in a concrete jungle. i do own a ferret though.

[justbeingknife]

A ferret? Those legal?

[ Welcome to the 1980s, apparently before the Japanese ferret craze. ]

I was a city kid myself. Reims is an adjustment, in more ways'n one. It's like everybody knows your name in here.