un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

Option A:
Uh.
Don't panic: possible livestock emergency.

One of the locals told me she left a hen on my porch. Guess what? Porch, no chicken.
So, you know.

If seen, do not engage. Report all chicken- and chicken-related activity.

[ ooc: Network/action, feel free to sight this chicken around town if you like! ]



Option B:
I heard some of you booze hounds were sniffin' around, so lemme save ya the trouble. My name's Majima, and I run the bar. The rules are don't be an asshole.

Here's a map. There's pool and darts. Got some smokes, too, but you better give me a real good reason why I should part with those.

Comments

b; un: jjones

[underachievement]

Got the booze, could go for the atmosphere [ now would be a good time to specify a drink minimum or loitering policy ]

[justbeingknife]

[ that was covered under the asshole rule

probably........ ]

Got a pretty nice one now that I stole some prints. Gonna set up karaoke once I get a minute.

[underachievement]

[ the definition for her inconceivably broad. better safe ]

Are you kidding?
That was like the 1 perk to this place

[justbeingknife]

[ I mean he let Tony drink there so ]

You ain't like karaoke. Nothin' can heal this rift.

[underachievement]

Just one more sorrow to drown.

[justbeingknife]

Tell ya what. If you ever come in, I'll make sure no one starts beltin' show tunes.