un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

un: nancy

[unchancy]

You can add fire to weaknesses. I don't think things from the Upside Down like heat in general, either.

[353]

A mob? Don't you think you're thinking the worst of people?

[ Probably for a good reason to be honest. People can be terrible. Just look at Kilgrave... But this kid? Full of optimism. ]

You don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to. It's not like I'm gonna stop being friends with you if you don't. [ Because that's obviously her concern!! ]

[353]

[ Bro it up??? ] So what? I don't care what people think.

[ Now he knows he's talking to Richie... ]

Did Eddie tell you about me?

[beeped]

mad respect there, it'd be really lame if you did
it's so jocky and preppy

eds tells me a lot of stuff
who are you?

[353]

Dude. I'm the kid with your face.

Or you're the kid with my face?

[ whodafuq knows? ]

[flyguy]

The feeling's mutual, Akira. Your number's been added to speed dial in the event of demons. Hopefully I won't ever have to make that call. There's enough problems around here.

[beeped]

auuuughhhhh jesus fuck this is weird
i was hoping eds was just joshing on me
never actually thought there'd be two sorry fucks with my face
if it was my face first i apologize


but you don't ACTUALLY look entirely like me right
just more like a passing resemblance

no worries!

[353]

Do you get people calling you frogface too?

I've seen a picture of you. We look like twins.

Eddie said we might have the same freckles but he can't know that for sure. I have SO many.

[beeped]

my bullies aren't so creative
they're really good at breaking glasses though, do you get that a lot?

i feel like i'd have to see this to believe it
we need a clipboard, magnifying glass, tape measure
it's important to know just how twinsy we are

for good wholesome reasons

[353]

I don't need glasses. So that's one big difference I guess. And our personalities too. [ Apparently. ]

I have none of those things... do you?

We can still meet up anyway though. [ Because seeing a photograph is different to seeing the real deal - he needs to see this too. ]

[beeped]

this is fucking bullshit
why do i have to suffer and you don't?

no
i don't even know where to start
i guess we can use shoelaces instead

i think that's necessary mr president

[He has to See to Believe.]

[porkbelly]

Victor and I got a dance studio. If someone's trying to tempt us to stay, they're wasting their time... but we'll use it.

[poodlemom]

I've never actually played one! My fiance likes them a lot, Yuuri might want to come along if you have one around. If anything, I like to watch them.

It's not one of the scary ones, right? I think we have enough of THAT around as is. [Victor is from a time period with much more advanced graphics than Mike's humble Atari, so he'd be used to seeing far too realistic zombie shooter and the like.

Victor was also born sometime in the 90's so, in a slanted way, is younger than Will and Mike both.]

[clussy]

what balls are there to bust????

nah you're fine
i called you smart didnt i

un: touched

[waystation]

Are you Will's friend? I'm Jake. I live with Eddie. About fight club--what sort of people is it for?

<sub>[He's 80% sure Mike is one of the other kids here, and so has to wonder what kind of fight club allows kids. Probably not what Edward Norton had in mind when he started his... Then there's the matter of the monster bestiary.

Mike and Will have seen some shit, if the snatches of their accounts over the network say anything. And he thought his life as MVP (Most Valuable Psychic) was strange.]</sub>

What kind of monster is a demogorgon? How'd you find out so much about it?

yoooo <3

[comesaround]

Yeah? Got the skills to back up that claim? Otherwise you could just be making it up.

[ He's just being a little sassy shit as usual. In other words, Karma believes Akira can back it all up but that goes unsaid. ]

Sure. I can make my way over there shortly if you're not busy.

[ Then, to accompany Akira's last question? ]

I don't mind chocolate. Why do you ask?

un: sol

[skyofreverie]

Just so everyone's aware, I'm one of those people who has a Persona but it's not as powerful as Akira's might be.

<3!

[beguiledcard]

I was going to offer to show you, but now my feelings have been hurt.

[ AKIRA... ]

I'm taking a break to eat lunch soon. You hungry? I can make some extra food.

[ ahaha the chocolate though ]

And the natives gave me a chocolate fountain, so I'm looking for people who might appreciate it more than me.

[beguiledcard]

You are?

What's the name of yours?

[skyofreverie]

Yeah, I'd forgotten I'd gotten one when I went to one of the worlds and it stayed with me. Everyone automatically got one when they arrived.

It's called Ao. Light-based attacks and stuff. I only ever used it once while I was there and never got any others so it's not very strong.

[353]

Oh. Good thinking.

[ What's this? A positive comment from Mike to his sister?? ]

So you do think about stuff other than human anatomy then?

[ Ruined it. ]

[353]

I'm one of Will's best friends from back home. Have you met Richie? I look like him. But without glasses.

[ What kind of fight club allows kids? A club started by a kid. ] I started it up because I wanted to know how to fight. But it's about self-defense too and learning how to protect yourself. Grown ups can't always be there for you.

[ He's not sure how to answer Jake's first question. ] Predatory? Kinda human but also really not? It took Will and another girl in my hometown. We got Will back but it was too late for her.

[beguiledcard]

[ ... Blue? ]

Light-based attacks, huh... Some of my strongest Personas use that.

[ ... ]

If any of my skill cards wind up showing up here, you're welcome to them. Only one of my Personas could use maybe a couple more abilities, but I'd rather make sure yours improves first.

So, you make number three, then.

[353]

How come I've never seen you at fight club?

[353]

I'd wanna learn. Do you have a sword here?

Three YEARS? That's nuts... I hate it when I can't help my friends too. [ It really bothers Mike. ]

Yeah I know about IT. I guess it's true what they say about ourselves being our worst enemy sometimes.