un: nishizono

[nishizono]

the other guy covered this already but i figure, what can it hurt to ask again? where can i can drugs here. anxiety meds, specifically. no, i don't have anxiety, but i can exhibit similar symptoms from time to time. this is life-threatening, i assure you.

second, because i don't think i can get away with just putting up a "don't fuck with me" attitude when touchy-feelies might actually save lives: i'm a touch-based telepath. yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. no, i can't just shut it off. yes, i won't touch you without permission. no, don't touch me unless i touch you first.

jesus motherfucker this is more words than i've written in years. hi, i'm tetora. i like pizza.

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[scarecrowed]

a machine that washes dishes? people can't clean them themselves? [ Lucas doesn't approve. were all people in other worlds this lazy?

he arches an eyebrow at the request to move, but nonetheless makes his way to where Tetora says. ]

[nishizono]

[ hey, he's just calling things as they're named. he agrees, though. ]

some people just really hate doing dishes.

now, over there - those are pots and pans, i think you know those. next to them is the sink. next to that is the fridge, but i think it's off right now.

it keeps things cooled no matter the weather.

[scarecrowed]

there are worse things to hate than dishes.

i know what pots and pans are. and the sink. [ the fridge? not so much. Lucas opens it, bends down, stick his head in it.

it's like living with a caveman, isn't it? ]

[nishizono]

[ it's almost funny. almost. right now it's just a little sad, as he watches lucas's face change expressions when the first gust of cool air hits his face. ]

some people are just really allergic to house chores, i guess.

you liking the fridge there?

[scarecrowed]

[ Lucas closes the fridge again and shrugs his shoulders. ]

i've seen better inventions. like the one you put in your ears that allows you to hear people singing.

[ he can't remember the name of it - Dorothy showed him an iPod once. ]

[nishizono]

[ it's always the ipod. lucas is the second person to mention it. ]

i'll get us one, don't worry.
so, anything else in here you don't recognize?

[scarecrowed]

[ Lucas looks around some more...

he goes over to a toaster, sticking a finger inside one of the slots. what's that lever for... ]

[nishizono]

[ oh for god's—

he's just going to help out and CAREFULLY REMOVE LUCAS'S FINGER from certain electrocution yikes ]