un: fcpresident

[353]

Hey. Mike here.

Just wanted to let housemates and others know Will and I got one of the private houses with land. It's the house with the Castle Wheeler-Byers sign. You're all welcome to visit if you're not a mouthbreather.

And fight club is always open to members. I know the rule is not to talk about it [ or so he’s been told - the movie doesn't exist yet from the time he's from ] but that's kinda impossible when you want more people to join. So if you're interested, let me or Hotdog know, okay?

Also, I know Eddie said the natives told him monsters from home could come here, so I wanted to ask everyone who has monsters from home to talk about them here. Then maybe I could put together a monster manual and make it available to everyone? Just in case more monsters start popping up so we all know what to look out for. I put together a form. If you can't answer everything that's fine. Maybe we can even compare notes to help us fight the sound eaters?

Here's an example:

Monster name: the demogorgon
Appearance: tall, thin, head shaped like a gross flower except with teeth inside
Strengths/abilities: really strong, tough enough skin to take a lot of damage including bullets, telekinesis powers, travels dimensions, rapid healing
Drawn by: blood
Weakness: Eleven?? unknown
How to kill the shit out of it: Eleven??? unknown

[ And here's a form if you'd like to fill it in! Not compulsory, feel free to troll. ]

<b>Monster name:</b> <b>Appearance:</b> <b>Strengths/abilities:</b> <b>Drawn by:</b> <b>Weakness:</b> <b>How to kill the shit out of it:</b>

Comments

2/2 sorry for all the notifs

[iisupergirlii]

[without waiting for a response, Kara starts her list. It's... going to be a long one. And most of them are, unfortunately, dead. But... Will had said he'd died too, in his old world, right? What if these people could still show up here and hurt everyone else? She can't have that.]

Most of these aren't "monsters," not like the Sound Eaters are. But... I figure supervillains might show up here too, so. Here you go.

Monster name: Vartox
Appearance: Tall and strong, bald with a ridge along the center of his head.
Strengths/abilities: He's super strong and can fly and is invulnerable to a lot of things.
Drawn by: Me? I guess? My mom put him in prison. He was really angry about it.
Weakness: I'm not sure. He had this really powerful ax that I destroyed, but he killed himself before I could bring him in. If he shows up here, though, DON'T go near him.

Monster name: Non & Astra In-Ze
Appearance: They appear human. They were my aunt and uncle.
Strengths/abilities: They were like me, so if I can do it, they could. Aunt Astra passed on into Rao's Light, though, and Non... he might have too. I'm not sure.
Drawn by: They wanted to save my planet, and they wanted to save Earth, but they had very, very bad methods to do that.
Weakness: Green Kryptonite. [Kara swallows nervously, hesitating to type that, because then... people would know her weakness. But, it's only fair, isn't it? If Astra or Non showed up... gosh, people should know how to weaken them at least.]

Monster name: Livewire
Appearance: She's pale and blonde and literally sparks sometimes. And she likes to wear a lot of leather.
Strengths/abilities: She can control electricity and turn into electricity. She can make whips with it too.
Drawn by: I couldn't save her. Well, I saved her, but... through a random lightning happenstance, she gained her powers. And she's really mad about it. But, she's really a nice person! She's just angry and sometimes makes really... questionable choices. I believe in her, though. I really do. I'm only including her because she's... technically my nemesis, but I REALLY think she can be redeemed.
Weakness: Water. And she doesn't have super strength or anything.

Monster name: Red Tornado
Appearance: A red robot.
Strengths/abilities: He was a robot made by the military to try and test my powers. He's very strong, and he became sentient. He can turn into and make tornadoes.
Weakness: Strength. He's strong, but I'm stronger.

Monster name: Toyman
Appearance: An older human man.
Strengths/abilities: He's very, very smart and very dangerous. He was an inventor and a really good dad, and then he lost his patents, and his job, and he just... lost his mind. He makes toys now that can hurt and even kill people.
Drawn by: His son, revenge.
Weakness: He's human, so he shares human weaknesses.

Monster name: Indigo
Appearance: She's a blue Coluan with red hair.
Strengths/abilities: She can manipulate herself to travel through technology, and she can repair herself if she's hurt. She can also stretch her limbs out to reach further, and she can fly. She's fast and strong. My mom didn't tell me much about the prisoners in Fort Rozz, but she told me that Indigo was the worst. She wanted to kill all the humans on Earth, and she worked with my uncle to try and do it, but a friend of mine... killed her.
Drawn by: The "weakness of humanity." And my uncle. She was in love with him.
Weakness: Computer viruses and Green Martians.

Monster name: White Martians
Appearance: They kind of look like the Sound Eaters, except they're from Mars and they're huge and all white.
Strengths/abilities: They live a long time; they're really strong, and their limbs can regrow. They can also change their appearances to look like anyone else.
Drawn by: Green Martians, anyone who crosses their path.
Weakness: Fire.

Monster name: Cyborg Superman
Appearance: He looks like Hank Henshaw with some metal on his face.
Strengths/abilities: He was saved and... altered, I guess, is the best way to put it by Lillian Luthor. He's a cyborg now, so he's really strong, and he has heat vision.
Drawn by: He does whatever Lillian wants him to do.
Weakness: A LOT of punching.

Monster name: Jemm
Appearance: He has red skin and has a jewel in the middle of his forehead.
Strengths/abilities: He can read minds, and control people, convince them they're seeing things they're not and to do things they wouldn't. He's incredibly, INCREDIBLY dangerous. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM. He's also insanely strong.
Weakness: The agency I worked for created these bands that humans could wear to shield themselves from his telepathy. If we had those, they'd protect us. Jemm died, though. Hopefully he'll never wind up here.

Monster name: Silver Banshee
Appearance: She wears skull makeup and lots of black clothes.
Strengths/abilities: She can scream really loudly. I hope she never shows up here. For... obvious reasons. :/
Drawn by: Revenge.
Weakness: Lightning. (Long story.)

Monster name: Metallo
Appearance: A really tall cyborg with kryptonite in his chest.
Strengths/abilities: He was a super strong cyborg, like Hank in a lot of ways, except he could shoot beams of green kryptonite out of his chest.
Drawn by: Whatever Lillian told him to do.
Weakness: Heat vision, and the Kryptonite in his heart that kept him alive. It ended up also killing him.

Monster name: Bizarro
Appearance: She was designed to look like me.
Strengths/abilities: Mine. She's like me in a lot of ways. She was created by Maxwell Lord. She was just a homeless girl, and he experimented on her and others until he turned one into a copy of me. He wanted to convince everyone I was evil, so he made her do evil things. She's really not a bad person. She's a victim. But she's powerful.
Drawn by: Without Maxwell Lord, I'm not sure.
Weakness: Kryptonite, and whatever Lord did to her, it didn't last. She started breaking down. I want to save her.

Monster name: Roulette
Appearance: She has a lot of snake tattoos.
Strengths/abilities: She's a smart, cunning human who's convinced aliens to join a different kind of "fight club," where they fought to the death. She also kidnapped humans to sell as slaves on the planet Maldooria. Well, mostly she convinced others to do it for her.
Drawn by: Money.
Weakness: The same as any other human.

Monster name: Scorcher
Appearance: She's got red hair and has a penchant for leather.
Strengths/abilities: She can make fireballs and create fire.
Drawn by: She tried to assassinate the president, so... politics?
Weakness: She's not super strong and she can't fly, so I used that to my advantage when I took her down.

Monster name: Parasite
Appearance: He was just a scientist, and a good guy, but he got infected by an alien parasite (hence the name). Once he was infected, he turned... monstrous. Huge, red, terrifying. And he had multiple rows of teeth.
Strengths/abilities: He could suck the life out of other people, and he was really strong and bulletproof.
Drawn by: Revenge and hunger.
Weakness: When I beat him, I overloaded him with Plutonium 239. I'm not sure what else would work, other than another big power source.

Monster name: Mxyzptlk
Appearance: He's annoyingly handsome. In a bad way?
Strengths/abilities: He's a magician and, technically, an Imp. He's from the fifth dimension, and as long as he gets what he wants, he's harmless. If he doesn't get what he wants, he'll hurt anyone who stands in his way, and he'll use his magic to do that. He made Parasite reappear when that... shouldn't have been possible.
Drawn by: ...love.
Weakness: You have to get him to say his own name backwards. If he does, he's required to leave and go back to the fifth dimension.

Monster name: Music Meister
Appearance: Have you ever watched Glee?
Strengths/abilities: Hypnotism, and after he hypnotizes a superhero, he can borrow their powers. He can also teleport, I think.
Drawn by: He claims he likes to teach people a lesson. I'm not actually sure if he's a bad guy...
Weakness: I'm not sure what all he's weak against, but he can't tell the future, and that's how he was beaten by my friends.

Monster name: Rhea & Lar Gand / Daxamites
Appearance: They appear human like I do, but they're aliens from the planet Daxam.
Strengths/abilities: They're really similar to Kryptonians, but they can't fly. They can jump really far, though.
Drawn by: Their son, controlling and conquering Earth.
Weakness: Lead.
[this one's a suspiciously short entry that Kara forces herself to type out. She doesn't want to think about Daxam, or Rhea, or... Mon-El. Not when she had to send him away. Not when her heart still aches so much for him.]

There's also several very smart humans who use their intelligence to do bad things. Maxwell Lord is one of them, and so is Lillian Luthor. My cousin's nemesis, Lex Luthor, is another one too, but I've never met him. He's been in prison for a long time. General Sam Lane and Morgan Edge are both powerful men who don't know how to use that power without hurting people.

(ooc: feel free to have Mike recognize any of these from comics! that'd be hilarious. however, just by name. The pics are ooc links; Kara wouldn't have those on hand.)

[beeped]

i found these two bouncy balls the other day

yeah but you also said that i only think i'm hilarious and i'm a fucking riot :'( </3

[clussy]

I'm sure they were just tiny enough to both fit in the palm of your hand too 🤗

I only spoke the truth here.

belatedly realize he would know tony from reading comics, my bad

[353]

He's only a danger to the bad guys though, right?

[beeped]

well yeah
they're green and pink too, wanna see them

nah, you speak lies, spaghettios

[clussy]

pics.

so the part where i call you smart is a lie? :P

D: this got lost in my inbox!!!

[beeped]

imagine being able to only see fuzzy outlines if you don't have them and every time some asshole breaks them you get in trouble for it

i'm gonna though so you'll just have to deal with it

[beeped]

idk how to do that here guess you'll have to come see in person
a travesty

that was probably the biggest lie of all

...lmao thank god Mike's from before the 90s...........

[flyguy]

((Far as comics from the 80s Tony has the same backstory as the movies, cept the conflict he was taken prisoner of war in was Vietnam. Current storyline Mike would most likely know (if he even follows Iron Man) is Tony as an homeless person battling alcoholism CW DEATH VIA STREET BIRTH. So. Uh. Welp, Mike....))

Of course. He's sworn to your protection. Do you feel in danger? More danger than surrounded by waves of sound hating monsters, that is.

[clussy]

(Eddie sends a cute picture of himself smiling at the camera.






And flipping it off.)

Even I know how to take a picture and I'm from the fifties. What's your excuse


Probably. But you totally would try and take a bullet for me.

[beeped]

are there words in this screen? oh no there just all these weird symbols, fuck i never learned how to read either! eds how did u get stuck in this device we need to break u out!!!

nah, i wouldn't try, i just would

[beguiledcard]

[ Yeah, Akira has no clue about that, so he's just. Assuming it's a very blue Persona right now. ]

Yeah, I figured it was that case, since Personas always fit the person.

And skill cards give the Persona new abilities. I had some that had some pretty useful skills on them.

Most of them are duplicates of abilities I have.

[ So why not give them to people who'd be able to use them? ]

[beguiledcard]

I don't have the team I had when he was defeated the first time.

I'm stronger than I was when I beat him before, but there are other Persona users here who would be able to help.

No matter what, I'll put my all into protecting you guys, no matter what monsters show up here.

[ So it. Should be fine... ]

[unchancy]

We should. [ And it's a relief to hear him say that, when he and Will are striking out on their own. ] I'm here if you need anything, even if it seems silly.

[ which just...seems like the thing she's supposed to say, especially when she imagines Mike will have more trouble making dinner than surviving a creature feature. ]

Don't think I've met any Franks. Who's he?

[ please for the love of god be normal... ]

[clussy]

god you really arent funny

no because i'd push you out of the way and take it instead

[353]

Yeeeeah.

How come? [ Asking the deep questions. ]

[353]

[ What's with the fake uncertainty, William? ]

Promise or I'll stick one of your pencils up my nose.

[ He holds up one of Will's precious pencils near his nostrils. ]

[353]

That game sounds like fun. I'd totally be interested. How is the winner decided?

[353]

Ice skating looks fun. I've never done it.

Do your toes hurt when you do ballet?

[skyofreverie]

[He can show him later.]

Oh, well. Sure, if you get any we can use them to give my Persona more abilities.

Right now it has Kouha, Matarukaja, Media, Cell Breaker, Hero Complex and Hama Amp.

[Sora isn't sure if Akira will know what any of those abilities actually are.]

[skyofreverie]

Each opponent wears a vest and headgear with colored balls attached and whoever has the most after a set time wins.

But I figure we could always change up the rules.

i'm p sure that's you?

[lowkeycrazy]

["A little time? Did you think my response would be different a week from now? A month?"

The words linger on the tip of his tongue, and it shows in the way his eyes momentarily dart to Akira, body almost tensing like he's ready to fight him. Instead, he ends up pursing his lips and forcefully drawing his gaze back to his device. He doesn't— want to end up doing things he regrets again. And admittedly this? Is a particularly sensitive topic, and maybe that's why Akira hadn't wanted to talk to him. Hadn't wanted things to dissolve into another fight when they were just starting to get better.

Deep breaths.

There's a few moments of quiet after Akira speaks, eyes searching for nothing in the network. Finally, he answers:]

I think you know exactly what I plan to do.

[He sets the device off to the side, hands clasping together as he looks at Akira, too calmly.]

There's not a shred of mercy in my heart for that man. He will suffer for what he's done to my mother and me.

And I fully intend on enjoying every second of it.

[deadboywalking]

[If it wouldn't lead to his immediate and untimely demise, this is where Will would gasp in horror. As it is, his eyes go very wide and he reaches out demandingly for the pencil.]

promise!!!! gimme!!!

[nishizono]

i'm an anomaly.
i'm not human, and i hate what i was made for.

[oorah]

[ he doesn't spend a lot of time "online" but he's not going to question it. he's somehow become a rather public figure here and so has his brother by extension. especially with the kiddos. ]

no i guess that's not statistically sound, is it?everyone's safe there. i make sure. but you don't have to fight if you don't want to, hang out see what you think.